Cat poo

[fifa]

AIBU to be really hacked off with all my neighbours with cats!Unknown feline/s not content with soiling the flower bed but blatant slicks on the grass now too!!!Want to post in owners letterbox as had enough and wellies taking a battering in the bleach!!!Any tips, Jeyes fluid/ dog pee/ green jelly thing from vets not helping

Cats bury their shite mostly, have you thought about badgers their crap looks like cat shit. Cats are well hated on this thread aren't they? Dogs make a mess too and are no canine saints, I suppose if its your own pet their shit smells like lilies and its okay. Anyway I like cats and dogs (mine and other peoples) we even have a lovely neighbouring moggie who I invite in for a cuddle I even like other peoples kids. Oh and FYI foxy loxy is a major crapper the merde King of the nocturnal animal world. LOOK he's out there now defecating on the rose bush missus!

@fifa foxy is not deterred by a fence or gate they can climb and also fit under an amazingly small space, they really are wily old sods. How do you think they get in a hen house. Ooh I forgot he knocks politely on the door and says he has come from the gas board and the cock of course asks for his ID (which the badger faked for him) and lets him right in. No bovver mate

You're no saint are you?Defo cat, caught it today, still don't know whose it is.
most cats bury their poo but not this one. No need to be so agro. Animals per se are fine, it's the humans you need to worry about, especially the OTT defensive ones