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Colic cure - what works is DENTINOX

28 replies

rusticelli · 25/01/2010 10:17

Our maternity nurse who has tried everything over the years told us to use DENTINOX: this is the best working colic medicine. Our DD would cry during and after feeds (breastfed for the first 3 months). You give her Dentinox before, during or immediately after each feed and she's fine, no crying, no bubbles in the stomach. It works better than Infacol etc. even though the main active ingredient is the same.

Only trick is that the baby does not like the taste, so giving it to her is unpleasant (by the way, you should buy a small medical oral syringe of 2.5mls instead of the big one that comes with Dentinox; you then make sure the baby is lying back (not upright) and aim the syringe towards the wall of the mouth, through the corner of the mouth, and give Dentinox in 3 or 4 goes.
Or you could prepare a 30 or 40mls bottle of expressed breast milk and mix the Dentinox in it and give her that before the feed, she will not notice the taste.

OP posts:
bruxeur · 25/01/2010 10:19

Drink SLURM.

SLURM tastes good. It's healthy and cheap!

DRINK SLURM, ALL DAY.

(Drink Slurm).

Casserole · 25/01/2010 10:24

lol Bruxeur.

I can cure colic. Send me £10 and I'll send you my ebook "Curing Colic the Casserole Way"

KnivesForksSpoons · 25/01/2010 10:31

That's DENTINOX, folks.

DENTINOX.

paisleyleaf · 25/01/2010 10:33

KnivesForksSpoons

bruxeur · 25/01/2010 10:37

This is the Garry Conransbook thing again, isn't it? How can people who are paid to know how the web, and advertising, works, get it so wrong?

bruxeur · 25/01/2010 10:38

Hmm. Interesting comma soup there. Point stands, though.

Fimblehobbs · 25/01/2010 10:39

PMSL at this thread.

LickyBoomBoom · 25/01/2010 10:39

I don't know what you mean brux.

This is obviously a woman whose baby was struggling with colic. DENTINOX helped her DENTINOX is brilliant, she tried DENTINOX after her midwife recommended DENTINOX and discovered that DENTINOX is the answer.

DENTINOX, for all your colic cares. DENTINOX.

bruxeur · 25/01/2010 10:42

I use NEVERPOO.

Tired of changing nappies? NEVERPOO! Want to get rid of that smell? NEVERPOO! Like the look of taut, spherical babies with a slightly strained look about them?

Use NEVERPOO!

And never worry...

[saccharine smile]

idontbelieveitifitsinthemail · 25/01/2010 10:47

isn't dentinox cradle cap treatment????

bruxeur · 25/01/2010 10:49

I'll have to ask you to take your libels off this advert, idont. Don't you known that DENTINOX can cure anything?

paisleyleaf · 25/01/2010 10:49

I thought it was teething gel (dent...)

Casserole · 25/01/2010 10:50

Thanks Brux. I just snorted my tea.

Oh, and thanks again to DENTINOX.

Umami · 25/01/2010 10:57

I used DENTINOX on my unpleasant fungal toe infection, and it cleared up something miraculous!

LickyBoomBoom · 25/01/2010 11:00

DENTINOX cured my inability to love.

DENTINOX

Umami · 25/01/2010 11:03

I gave birth to a 16lb 4oz baby with no pain relief, only DENTINOX.

kinnies · 25/01/2010 11:03

I was blind this morning.
I simply poured DENTINOX up my bum and now I can see!
Thanks DENTINOX!

DorotheaPlenticlew · 25/01/2010 11:07

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willsurvivethis · 25/01/2010 11:10

is that why my ds is so keen on swallowing his magic DENTINOX toothpaste. Even babes in arms know its power!

DENTINOX who needs advertising!!!

By the way who made this one up? Priceless, just the ticket for a grey Monday morning

bruxeur · 25/01/2010 11:11

NEW! for 2010!!

DENTINOX PLUS.

Troubled by pesky earthquakes in your Caribbean islands? Not enough money in your global economy? Catholic priests keep bumming children? World not peaceful enough?

DENTINOX PLUS. For all your earthly needs.

As used by GOD. Yeah, that's right, God. Fuck your royal warrants, this is the shit. Oh yeah.

bruxeur · 25/01/2010 11:12

Advertising's got awfully aggressive recently. I blame DENTINOX.

MiladyDeWinter · 25/01/2010 11:15

YANBU

LickyBoomBoom · 25/01/2010 11:17

I was having terrible problems with my neighbours. They kept having arguments which lasted well into the night.

In the end I invited them round, mixed some DENTINOX into some breastmilk and put it in their tea.

Now they keep me up all night making love!

DENTINOX, well sexy.

fanjolina · 25/01/2010 11:17

I used to hate bumsex until I tried DENTINOX.

DENTINOX - ripens your anal passage for pleasurable brown love. DENTINOX.

Mumcentreplus · 25/01/2010 11:27

throws cold water over fanjo...

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