to think that top gear would be a good program if Jeremy F*(ing clarkson wasn't one of the presenters?

[ByThePowerOfGreyskull]

I like James May
I have a silly crush on Richard Hammond

And Jeremy Clarkson lets the program down every time..

am, I wrong?

YABU I love Clarkson, he is the best. And I wouldn't hmind jumping him either.

YANBU, he is a complete prat

but his inane behvaiour makes the others look better

I too have a silly crush on the hamster and I must admit I find James May quite moreish in an unexplainable way

why please share, what is it about him??

sorry that was to Brahms

who?

ah LOL, then I couldn't possibly explain

He's tall and full of testosterone. And I think he's funny.

YABU.

Top Gear will never be a good programme, even if they had lennox lewis presenting it in the nude, it would still be unwatchable shite.

• Clarkson is an annoying little scrote though.

Wouldn't be the same without the terrible threesome together.

ewwwwwwwwwwww lennox lewis naked has all of a sudden made me appreciate Jeremy and i never thought I would say that!!!!!!!!!

not into muscly men naked

Are you mad? The man is gorgeous! (LL not JC!)

yanbu
That Aston Martin bit, with the Brian Eno music, where he says..."Thanks to all sorts of things; the economy, the environment, the problems in the Middle East, the relentless war on speed......"

not mad, it is just that very muscley look that I find uncomfortable, at least we won't fight over him... HeQet...

oh good. So if he ever loses his marbles and turns up at my door, he's all mine

So no one objects to me having Clarkson then?

I'd only object if you brought him back.

yabu! jezzer is well funny

I find JC rather amusing tbh

I have admitted this before, but I have had a VERY rude dream involving JC

He was, ahem, very able

JC is an arrogant arse and I can no longer watch TG because of him.

that is it... I like the bits without him in it.

he always makes some stupid comment, or pushes a joke further than it needed to go - credit us with some intelligence, we all got the joke 5 minutes ago, - so shut up now!

sorry I have had half a bottle of wine.

JC is the reason why the show works

not my cup of tea but there wouldn't be a program without him