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To be in a strop with DP and come back on the putor

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LucyEllensmadmummy · 23/01/2010 22:31

Ok, so, DP working hard all week, i spend too much time here. Tonight DD goes to sleep early - DP does bedtime.

So, im on the putor and i think, no - go and have a bath watch a bit of TV wtih DP and see where it leads.

So, come down, and whats on telly Jean Claude Van fucking Dam. I HATE violent films they make me feel ill. Anyway, I casually dropped some megaton hints - "there might be a good film on, shall we just check so we don't miss the begning" He gets all huffy. I say "are you watching this" "well..........oh well, ive seen it anyway,watch what you like, huff puff" blatantly not wanting me to switch it off. I did have a look, nowt else on really, but a film on at ten - but its on at 11 too, i say "oh, that looks good" him, "watch what you like". So i think, ok JCVD is finished at 10.50 so churlish of me to insist on other not that geat film, especially as i'm not that interested in watching a film..........I WANT SEX!

I mention something along those lines to dp and he says "well you can always come and put your cunt in my face" now believe me, im no prude, really im not, and the C word doesn't offend me, and when im in the right mood, i find it a turn on. But what ever happened to a bit of seduction, a bit of loving, you know.....I am quite happy for coarse, get em off type sex, i like it, but not tognight.

So, i conceded, watched fucking shit film, but someone got set on fire!!! I can't watch that shit - left the room, back on here - and i can hear him fucking snoring, im a mind to go and pour my orange squash (yes, no wine )over his head!! TWAT

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LucyEllensmadmummy · 23/01/2010 22:50

oh, i'll go to bed then

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BitOfFun · 23/01/2010 22:52

Stay on here LEM. He has burnt his bridges for tonight.

almostreal · 23/01/2010 22:54

Don't blame you crudeness is very much a passion killer.

LucyEllensmadmummy · 23/01/2010 22:56

but BOF they are MY bridges, i have an itch!!!!

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EssenceOfJack · 23/01/2010 23:01

Oh dear. he is being a twat.

JCVD is a big girl too.

Bunnyjo · 23/01/2010 23:03

OP, as far as I can see you have 2 choices... You can stay on the putor and allow him to believe he has burnt his bridges for tonight - OR - Seeing as you have an 'itch', you could wake him up seductively and see what happens. The latter always works for me

Bunnyjo · 23/01/2010 23:05

I'm only suggesting the latter as I know you're the one who wants a bit tonight, otherwise I'd say leave him on the sofa!

FWIW, I find the C word very offensive too and not very sexy either!

LucyEllensmadmummy · 23/01/2010 23:07

oh i dont know bunny, that other thread WWC started has put me off!!

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Taramuddle · 23/01/2010 23:08

If you sit on his face it will stop him snoring!

EssenceOfJack · 23/01/2010 23:12

tara

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