To think 10 month old dd is an evil genius?

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This week she has learned to climb stairs and drink through a straw. Between her and ds I am going an early grey!

(She practised her straw drinking with my mojito! Luckily she didn't like it!)

Goodness! I think some kind of baby cage/muzzle is in order!

I dare you to post this in G&T! I can see certain posters advising you to take her out of nursery before she's failed by the education system now!

Nursery?! How very dare you! She will be having a nanny when I return to work.

Well, I say nanny. My mate will be looking after her. But my mate is a nanny, and it amuses me to think that we're employing a nanny.

we have a baby cage

I feel your pain.

I'm glad my Dc are so clever, but why oh why do they have to use it against me?? Not my falt I'm not as bright as them

we have a baby cage, but the baby refuses to go in it, unfortunately.

We have a baby cage - it's ds' old travel cot! She also gets plonked in her high chair - although she's figured out how to get out of the straps. I'm sure she'd have worked out how to climb out of her cot too, she shins up the bars like a little monkey, but we have a sidecar cot so she just climbs onto my head and smacks me with her teddy until I feed her.