to finish off the weed

[SerendipitousHarlot]

while DH is out?

There's probably enough for 2.... I should have one and save the rest for tomorrow night, but I want to cane it all myself.

AIBU?

Nbu.

YANBU. Crank up the volume on baby phone and put it right next to your bed, though.

Lol @ baby phone !

NBU- but you will be asleep by half ten.

No babies in this house

12 & 4.

If I can't find anything nice to eat in a minute, I'll be eating them

Cane it

You need mince pies !

DO it, you know he would if you were out....

He would Jack! So there's my motivation...

Arsed I do need mince pies.

But I've got an ear infection and I can't bloody taste anything properly

I should warn you. I did this with DH once, he was Not Impressed.
Especially since I kept sniggering when he was being Stern.

You don't need miince pies, you need hot buttered toast

YANBU

Wish my DH did things like forgetting to garden and leaving weeds all over the place

Downright careless is what it is, WeThree

YANBU...obviously

I haven't smoked in years, but right now I am home alone, have had one (large) rum & coke and could soooooo cane a big fat spliff...

You need pizza, followed by nutella pizza (yes, it does exist).

I should give up really, MrsMattie. I will be in the New Year

So really I should try and cram in as much as possible before January

are you talking about drugs?

Nutella pizza?

MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What. The. Hell is Nutella Pizza?

frantically goes to find jar of Nutella

It's a pizza with nutella on it. Or in it, like with calzone.

Here.

Our local pizza place offers a free nutella pizza with any order of two pizzas

Wow. Just wow

I'm going to make that tomorrow. How have I never heard of Nutella pizza????

I can't touch the stuff myself (not Nutella pizza, but it doesn't appeal)- makes me fall asleep.

That's what I'm like with drink BitOfFun Can't drink much at all, so I rarely bother. Once or twice a year maybe.