Went to the GP today as we're ttc no.2 and my period is two weeks late. Have done millions of tests, all negative. She did another one there, also negative. She said my period was probably just late, that for it to be two weeks late is 'normal', that I'm stressed (I'm not) and that as according to my last period I'd be six weeks, a negative result means I am most definitely not up the duff. She eventually decided I should have a blood test.
To top it all off, my mother asked me if I was pregnant: she was looking at my stomach so clearly I'm fat as well as not expecting!