To be having lustful thoughts about the gardener?

[Alibabaandthe40nappies]

I am really about this.

Bloke has been here all day cutting back the trees and bushes next to the drive, and cutting back some ivy etc that had got all up side of the house. He knocked on the door to say they were finished, could he have a cheque and was showing me what they had done. OMG he was gorgeous!

He kept reaching his arms up to point at things and exposing a gorgeous tanned middle. I hope to God he didn't notice me noticing. Fortunately DS came toddling to the door and I picked him up and sort of hid myself behind him.

I am not well today and I was wearing my pjs - with no bra!

yanbu...I did this on the train the other day - its always when you're looking shite as well...

How can you be unreasonable to have lustful thoughts anyway - its only unreasonable to lock your toddler in the shed and do something about it...

Ooer - Lady Chatterley has reached MN!

My Dh booked the firemen to come check out our house, then wasn't there the night they turned up. Hoooo-eeee one of them was hot, then climbed all over the banisters on the landing putting up smoke alarms. Thank god they can't read your mind eh?

Think is perfectly normal behaviour - no?

Rude not to in my opinion.

I really shouldnt mention this but our local firefighters were at a fair near us and ds was clambering inside the cab, one of the hottest looking firefighters I have ever seen helped him down then turned to talk to me and I was so overcome I inadvertantly farted and then was forced to blame it on my son.

For shame...

is it just a one time visit the gardener? Otherwise could become slightly distracting...if I was a man I would hit on women with small children, they have no idea....

pmsl DE

i think considering your gardiner is called percy and is aged 87 yabu

domestic... I'm actually FOR YOU...

too funny domestic

DE that is hysterical

Well he will be coming again for 2 days to repaint the guttering or something like that, and then of course the trees will need cutting back again in the spring....

DE Pmsl

Perfectly acceptable to look isn't it? Only human surely?

Our garden's too small to justify tasty gardener...shame.

not at all lady Chatterley