I know it's crap, but I'm gonna do it.
Am I deluded in thinking my six year old ds is completely perfect in every way because:
he's incredibly loving and affectionate yet absolutely unclingy and self-sufficient
he amuses himself reading encyclopaedias while singing quietly in a sweet little voice
he's interested in old people and allows old ladies to kiss and hug him without making disgusted faces
he eats everything you put on the table in front of him
he's the most popular child in his class
he's kind to babies and toddlers
he's very beautiful and delicate looking
he knows the words to every song on the new Tynchy Stryder album and can rap along convincingly
he's is so clever that his teacher has taken him out of the top set in class and has him working alone on special projects
he still likes his teddy bears
And no, his name isn't Perfect Peter.
Ok, I'll stop now.