AIB<C>U?

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AIBCU?

dh resigned. he is spending his days "filling in application forms" facebooking so aibcu to buy paint and brushes and make him paint the lounge, dining room and stairs? we have limited funds and this could wait - put i think i would feel better spending £20 at B&Q and making him work for a living

what say you?

YANBCU

work him hard

YANBCU - I think Farrow and ball do a colour call Cuntington blue - would that suit?

BTPOG: Cuntington Blue?

Inspired! that's funny..
PMSL!!!

BTW That's the only time you'll see me writing those 4 letters...

YANBCU, FGCuntingS, get to cunty B&Q, buy the cunting paint, he can do it and you'll both feel so much cunting better.

Oooh, and here was me thinking C stood for "completely"

[innocent emoticon]

so funny

LMAO "punch your ticket" LMAO

just read this out to dh

he isn't impressed
i am literally crying laughing

I thought the c was for custard. [mystified and unwordly emoticon]

custy is this twit related to your DH?

pmsl

Custy YANBCU - tell the cunt to get off his arse and paint the house

Cusardo, my DH says x2 on the unimpressed, he has no cunting sense of humour

custardo
Obviously, our humour is too sophisticated for your poor DH
Is he not just a little bit intrigued by a 'cunting ticket'?
I imagine that you have a cheque book type thing, and you give them out as and when required. Keeping the counterfoil, of course.

B&Q are doing a deal on Dulux (and Crown I think) paint at the moment... 2 x 2.5L tins for £20 or 2 x 5L tins for £30 - we bought some yesterday.

If he's not working and at a loose end then you'd be daft not to take advantage

We are in the same situation and I have found that a large tin of white gloss and brushes and 3 doors in need of paint have helped DH no end in keeping him busy and taking his mind off having no job and feeling miserable.

Plus he has good job satisfaction looking at a gleaming new door.

So do it.

YANBCU.
Although 'Cunting Blue' sounds like a cadaver colour.

pmsl ty ty

dh is going to B&Q Today. I would like a brilliant cunting white, eggshell.