Breast or leg?

[mrsruffallo]

I often go to a chicken restaurant with a friend who quickly claims the breast off the platter. I am always left with the leg. AIBU /petty to be annoyed?

I am late to this lovely thread but MP put it in the roundup so I'm going to revive it.

Does your freakazoid friend really go in with BOTH hands before the waitress has even put the platter down on the table?

Mein gott.

I think you need to be prepared next time, perhaps with some kind of wearable mechanical contraption that would give you two (say) extra arms. Maybe backpack based. You would then have a technical advantage in any future fried-chicken face-off.

MrsR
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oh bollocking arses.

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God!

dyou know what I think I'll move on.

No, it was good though.

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So was the chicken date this evening? How did you get on? Did you get your hands on any breast?

lol @ onebat

LOL at at GetOrfMoiLand's being chased by a flock of angry sheep I laughed so loudly that dd came into the room to see what the joke was.

What an image. That's going to stay with me and make me giggle at odd times