to be crying like an idiot because I've just sneezed green frigging mouthwash up the bathroom blind

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fgs I only wanted minty fresh breath, now the bathroom stinks and I've got a minty fresh green splattered blind.

freaking hormones

YANBU. It's always the small things that set it off, isn't it?

Yes! It makes a joke of the phrase 'Don't sweat the small stuff' It's the small stuff which flips my switch, and I've lost the will to clear it up. If it stains so be it.

Exactly Is an interesting interior designy effect. Visitors will oooh and ahh over it, and soon enough, the entire country will be sneezing mouthwash all over their bathroom blinds!

I just better not see some swanky designer on 60minute makeover pinch my idea, or I'll be after some serious dosh.

If it doesn't come off it's art

I've stopped blubbing now