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To be finding Peter Andre increasingly attractive?

137 replies

blondissimo · 09/07/2009 08:58

I don't know if it's his vulnerability, or that I feel sorry for him, or that he's lost weight and changed his hair, but every time I see a picture of him, I think, "Mmm, I would"!
Then I see their programme and I think oh he is sooo cringeworthy and has terrible dress sense, but I couldn't help but find it sweet when he was overcome with emotion in last week's Stateside when they met the little boy with the same condition as Harvey.
Please tell me I'm not alone....(although deep down I know I am!)

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blondissimo · 09/07/2009 10:25

Oh yes, funny walk, horrific dress sense (perhaps I could offer him a style makeover), cu-rringeworthy comments on their show, utter cheeser, sometimes disgusting sexual remarks - however I think that a lot of this may have been encouraged by KP.
jeee - I'm not called Chantelle, but I do have a very similar name to the former Mrs Andre.
It's obviously meant to be lol!

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LadyOfWaffle · 09/07/2009 10:27

I have always liked him

VinegarTits · 09/07/2009 10:30

And those dimples, dont know what he ever saw in KP though, miserable bitch

midnightexpress · 09/07/2009 10:33

Nononononononononono. No.

He is completely deluded. I am fascinated by the way he talks, in a way that suggests he wants me to take him vair seriously, but with content which ensures that I can't.

OTOH, I imagine KP wouldn't have married him unless he had a large penis.

MadameCastafiore · 09/07/2009 10:34

I remember reading a story - kiss and tell - years ago about a girl who had a night of passion with Pete.

He had a great torso but skinny chicken legs so they did all the foreplay with him with his shell suit bottoms on!

That is unforgiveable!

ImOverHere · 09/07/2009 10:35

I'm kind of with you on this. I saw him on Breakfast on BBC a few weeks ago and he seemed really polite and loved his kids.

Although, as I'm, typing this I'm picturing myself with him (as you do) and I keep making little 'yuurrkkk' noises to myself, so obviously my body is well and truly overrulling my mind on this matter!

AllyMcBeal · 09/07/2009 12:30

Spidermama - how tall was he - I would like to think he is tall and brooding but I guess he's probably a short arse!

katiestar · 09/07/2009 12:54

Nice guy but not sexy.

ElenorRigby · 09/07/2009 12:55

seems like a nice guy, saw him breifly with her on tv once, boy did she treat him like crap. not surprised they split up. he's probably more attractive because he's happier

junglist1 · 09/07/2009 13:03

YABVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FairLadyRantALot · 09/07/2009 13:05

oh, I always found him quite sexy...even though he does come across as a bit, erm, daft and thick at times....what he ever wanted with Jordan...I do not know...

so YANBU

bumpybecky · 09/07/2009 13:43

but he's orange

midnightexpress · 09/07/2009 13:47

a bit fairlady?

FairLadyRantALot · 09/07/2009 15:58

lol midnightxpress

forehead · 09/07/2009 15:58

He is looking really hot though.

oliverboliverbutt · 09/07/2009 16:11

I wasn't going to comment on this thread (although I do find him mildly attractive)
but he just eyed me up and down from his black bentley while I was at the bus stop with my daughter. I actually recognized his brother next to him from his god awful show.
He was pretty cute although a little greasy looking.
But driving a Bentley.
I am 7 months pregnant and looking very round and fertile, I think he likes that.

FairLadyRantALot · 09/07/2009 16:14

lol

Pixel · 09/07/2009 17:26

He's becoming a bit of a regular in the pub where dh works. I'm guessing I'd better not mention the name of it here, although they'd probably welcome the sudden boost in takings .

Blondeshavemorefun · 09/07/2009 18:16

really pixie

and where might this pub be?

FairLadyRantALot · 09/07/2009 18:19

lol Blondes...
but Pixel, never mind teh Pub and stuff...the horse and Pony and your profile are lovely

Simples · 09/07/2009 18:23

i need EVIDNECE of his increased niceness please

Marthasmama · 09/07/2009 18:24

He has recently lost a huge unsightly growth....

Simples · 09/07/2009 18:24

i need PHOTOS
and not of him doing "droopy dad" routine

minko · 09/07/2009 18:26

Euuuwww, Jordan's sloppy seconds. That's a lot of slop...

Marthasmama · 09/07/2009 18:27

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