to HATE it when i'm given plants to grow BECAUSE ALL I CAN GROW IS WEEDS!

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I've been given plants from birthday parties, sunday school, nursery, family gatherings AND I CAN'T GROW THE DARN THINGS. My poor poor dc are so disappointed with each failure...

On Friday I collected my dc from nursery to be greeted with a pack of seeds from each of them - some sort of freebie promotion from morrisions. AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

...sorry not laughing at you it jst sound like me ...sort i can grow mine but then the cats chew all leaves of ....and that keep away cat gel dosen't work belive me a spent a bomb on the stuff for them just to walk over it . just plant them remember to water them you should be ok get some plant food if needs be good luck xx

What kind of seeds? Some plants are damn near impossible to fuck up.

Until a herd of cattle arrive in your garden, of course.

You can make a tidy earner selling weed though.

at Lotster. Weeds are plants though-they just don't grow in the proper place .

Sunflowers are dead easy. They were planting them on Chris Evan's radio show the other week, so maybe it's not too late?

Plant them pointing up, btw.

YANBU. I feel exactly the same! I know it's my fault I never remember to water them so they die, but there you go. I remember to give the kids food and drink .

OLKN - i kill sunflowers. honestly. have done it several times over....

Oh.

How are you with spider plants?

looks round at room festooned with the damn things

You say 'weed', I say 'native wild flower'