to be gutted that Morten Harket is apparently a bit of a tw@t

[LadyAga]

I have lusted after him since I was a little girl when A-ha had their first hit. I thought he was beautiful.

I made time to watch Mr&Mrs (awful show I would not normally watch) simply because he is on it. My god he is pretentious,boring and a little arrogant.

No, you are wrong. He is beautiful. That is the end of it. Don't be so disrespectful to the God of Norse flicky hair and leather wristbands. I'm stunned at your anti-Morten stance tbh.

I wub Morten

Wait! He is on Mr and Mrs???? Eek!!

Hmm making a sandwich -he's so thoughtful!

Yes, we've just been discussing what a knob he is on the BGT thread!

"A-ha in 'boring' shock."

Don't you mean Morten Horten Harket, as christened by Smash Hits?

itchy teeth?!Never heard that before... I take it that means you don't like him?

I used to think I would grow up to marry him, thank goodness I didn't.

There's another couple on here that are annoying me, they live in my neighbourhood and I see them often.. he is such a creep and a letch. Often gives me a leer... bleurgh.

I've just watched the Loose Tarts clip. I'm all of a quiver now. Oooohhh

eyeballis... do you mean loose women???? ba ha ha ha ha, I just googled loose tarts on you tube because I thought it was a-ha's new song.

shineon... are we allowed to say this stuff on here or will MN get sued etc??? I won't say who it is, but it ain't Don and Liz.

I thought I would marry Morten when I grew up too...but all my illusions are shattered by him appearing on this show in the first place!

But when I was a teenager and he was over twenty years younger than he is now and wore those gorgeous leather wristbands and pouted like a dream - ah, that was a different story

Yup, disillusioned here too - sob. (Amused by the whole Matt Willis in willy dance expose thing though)

I worked with someone who worshipped Morton Harket as a teenager. She had become a celebrity journalist and was given the job of interviewing him for our magazine.

When she came back to the office, she said that she was 'gutted' because he was soooo boring and pretentious.

He also has a very unpleasant and unusual intimate pastime.

Oh do tell. Does he poo on glass coffee tables?

I'm dreadfully sorry, I don't know what came over me then.

No.

What's that - pissing into the coffee cups before he selects one?

Nothing to do with excretion/urination.

tell us tell us tell us please what's the intimate pastime?

here he is on loose women

Can't, am bound by confidentiality clause. Suffice to say: stay away from the Scandinavian peninsula, it is a place of long nights and dark souls.

He picks his nose and eats it doesn't he.

I also thought I was going to marry Morten Harket.

Intriguingly, the girl in the Take on Me video went out with him in real life but binned him off for Billy Idol.

Beauty is only skin deep.