To be totally pppppeeved at being stood up today?

[ChubsterPenguinLover]

And there was I thinking I was quite a catch....

aaaah you poor thing, maybe she saw you and waddled right off!

pass the man a fish

Don't worry, there are plenty more fish in the sea. You'd probably have been polar opposites anyway.

The cinema is good for meeting people... "March of the Penguins" is a fabulous film...

Aw, come on.... don't be so Flippern't

Flippin'eck, I didn't expect to see you here!

no need to get in a flap

You are Darling, you are just the sort of catch a penguin would go for - well fed and slippery!

She smelled a fish, I'm afraid.

Ho hum, I spotted a pheasant on the way home, may go back to find her.

I bet she's a game bird....

If it's a penguin you want, pppick one of DS's

Ah, poor you. Fancy a chk tik?

I just knew this would be about shineon and Penguingate