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57 replies

2shoes · 13/03/2009 23:00

for
now
on,
as
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makes
my
posts
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Jaquelinehyde · 13/03/2009 23:20

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2shoes · 13/03/2009 23:24
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Woooozle100 · 13/03/2009 23:24

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gibbberish · 13/03/2009 23:27

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BriansAmazingBeard · 13/03/2009 23:28

jizz

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it!

jizz

BriansAmazingBeard · 13/03/2009 23:30

FOR GIBBERISH...

  1. jizz 2871 up, 325 down
is an organic fluid known as semen that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals, including slugs, for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation
BriansAmazingBeard · 13/03/2009 23:31

to use example...

She got jizz all over her : She has semen all over her.

2shoes · 13/03/2009 23:32

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gibbberish · 13/03/2009 23:32

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InSearchOfLostKeys · 13/03/2009 23:33

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gibbberish · 13/03/2009 23:33

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diedandgonetodevon · 13/03/2009 23:34

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BriansAmazingBeard · 13/03/2009 23:36

i didnt donate £5 to red nose day for this jokey malarkey nonsense

2shoes · 13/03/2009 23:37

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InSearchOfLostKeys · 13/03/2009 23:37

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BriansAmazingBeard · 13/03/2009 23:38

er

2 shoes

a bum on the front...

where else did you expect to find it?

InSearchOfLostKeys · 13/03/2009 23:38

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gibbberish · 13/03/2009 23:42

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gibbberish · 14/03/2009 00:04

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gibbberish · 14/03/2009 00:09

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thumbwitch · 14/03/2009 00:10

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