To want to let RIPPPPPPP.....

[VinegarTits]

Ds1 has his new girlfriend staying over tonight, they are in his room watching a DVD, i am in my room MNing

And i really really need to FART

Even if i went downstairs i know it would be LOUD (been doing them all day, really loud ones )

It hurts i am full of wind

Oops, i should have namechanged shouldnt have i?

go and stand outside? or just do it - breaks the ice...?

nope

run outside and let ripppppppppp

it'll break more than ice i think

Come over here and do it.

The neighbours might hear
It's raining
DS might get sus if i go out now

I could go and sit in my car and do it, pretend i left my phone in it or something

Or, er, here
WARNING! RUDE LINK! VERY RUDE LINK

SolidGold!

Just fart, fgs.

Have you not got a dog/cat/dh to blame it on?

No dog

Could I blame it on ds2 who is sleeping peacefully next to me?

they probably won't notice. I mean it's not as if your going to march into the room, shove your arse in her face and then trump!

Or is that what you're actually planning

It can't be that loud surely to God.Go to the car before you implode or explode .
You could always go for a bath ds's gf might think you have a jacuzzi.

sorry, no cat or dh/dp either

I'm stuffed arent it, they sound like they are going to sleep now, tv has gone off

might wait until i hear snoring

DifferentID .

Beleive you me, they are loud

Wish i had namechanged now

was it a relieving experience, VT

bet they were more worried about you hearing them shagging tho