Its bloody freezing out there and I'm going to a party and my bones ache with cold. I don't want to wear a slinky little number in this weather, I want to wear my roll neck jumper, Timberland boots and thermals! Even the thought of having to take off my socks and put open toed shoes on, is sending shivers down my spine!
Its just not right! My body starts shutting down non-essential organs when it gets cold. I'll be a shaddow of my former self by 8pm, when I'm supposed to be going out!
Is it too much to ask, that we pospone this party lark until its a smidge warmer? Well, is it?