To hide in the bathroom with my iPhone while DH does DIY

[MmeLindt]

He is trying to drill a hole through the window frame for the satellite cable to go through.

There has been swearing.

The DC are reading the dog stories.

I am hiding in the bathroom.

Why did we not get a man who can?

It has all gone quiet.

Not sure if I want to know why.

Oh dear. The drill bit has broken off and is stuck in the hole.

shouldn't laugh

quite normal

my iphone is like my secret lover

except better

It is great to be able to MN without the "are you on that bloody MN again?" comments.

Wonderful invention. Much better than a secret lover. A secret lover could not answer my questions about rearing children and puppies, how to make beef Wellington, where to go on our holidays and what computer to buy.

sometimes when DH is asleep I turn it on UNDER MY DUVET

tell no one

Mine charges in the bathroom so I can use it during the night if I can't sleep.

He has drilled the hole and the tv works. So £400 saved.