to love TROLLS....

[aGoodTroll]

AIBU to love troll threads, when i spot one i think 'oooohhh goody, a troll' ok so not all trolls are good, but some of them make me piss my pants

P.s can anyone answer why i only get constipated when i go on holiday? seriously, i didnt shit for a week and looked like i was 6 months gone...im usually very regular

You are not regular, you are troll.

It's a bit spoil sporty when people come on and say 'OOooh I know! I know! It's a troll! Ner! I'm dead clever and that! Ha ha, suckas!'

This occurs most often after OPs such as 'I can't find the baby and the loo's blocked. My toddlers looking shifty. What are the chances...?' and the OP is called BogBaby or similar.

Play along people.
Tis a larf.

YANBU

PS Forrin bogs is scary. And you have to be careful some toddler hasn't stuffed their new sibling in there anyway.

That must be it, fobia of foriegn bogs, or foriegn bog syndrome

Haha about the constipation. That's what I've always been told, HedgeWitch, change in the water. Bloody annoying isn't it!

I haven't perfected my troll-spotting skills yet but am learning fast!

I hate when some fucker shouts 'trip trap' like they are the cleaverest because they are the first to shout troll, i usually pray that their fannys fall off

i love a good troll!

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It's sphinter law innit? Like how come you're in labour and as soon you get to the hospital your contrax stop?

Some are funny, some are just annoying - though maybe that depends on my mood too

Oh and the constipation - I can think of a couple of reasons - not drinking enough in hot climates, and eating a lot richer food than usual! HTH

I love a good troll.

I have just come back from Turkey and did not shit poo for 9 days! My DP on the other had was pissing weeing out of his bum!