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To think this is a fair exchange (shocking TMI warning)

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lucyellensmum · 05/07/2008 23:37

I am STARVING i have been to the inlaws so i think that entitles me to a little treat. Well not treat but some food. We didnt go shopping because we went to the inlaws and the only thing that is open is muckdonalds, but hey, im half pissed, i'll eat anything.

The exchange is oral sex for DP going to get me a burger. I just did it, but he is sulking because i didn't go all the way - well i don't want him falling asleep on me do i!!!

So, fair exchange or is this a total abandonment of my feminist principals.

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yoursurroundedbyarmedbastards · 05/07/2008 23:39

Fair exchange IMO

copingvquietly · 05/07/2008 23:39

well at least yourve got room for your burger rofl

themildmanneredjanitor · 05/07/2008 23:41

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Joolyjoolyjoo · 05/07/2008 23:42

gives a whole new meaning to the term "Happy Meal"!!! Maybe he could get you a burger, but ask them to hold the gherkins??

mazzystar · 05/07/2008 23:42

I think you are selling yourself short

S1ur · 05/07/2008 23:43

OH dear LEM that is pretty rank IMO.

Sorry, I figure you're just being light hearted but ....

youngbutnotdumb · 05/07/2008 23:45

That is disgusting why would you and your DP have such an arrangement???

He could atleast get you a sundae too!!!

Fimbo · 05/07/2008 23:46

Doesn't MacDonalds shut at 11?

Are you going to regret this post in the morning?

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lucyellensmum · 05/07/2008 23:47

mazzy you are right, i should have held out for an indian!!

mildmannered, i ADORE my DP, yeah, he makes me angry and frustrated but i have NEVER posted that i can't stand him. I have isshooos, but not tonight

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lucyellensmum · 05/07/2008 23:48

Slur, well yes, i know, but McD is all that is open!

The only way i would regret a thread like this is if it offended someone, definately not my intention.

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TheHedgeWitch · 05/07/2008 23:51

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Joolyjoolyjoo · 05/07/2008 23:52

One of my favourite lines was "have you got change of a sexual favour?" (It was just a line though!)

colditz · 05/07/2008 23:58

You have sold yourself short.

KatieDD · 06/07/2008 00:00

Hmmm to be honest I'd want breakfast in bed and the laundry done for a BJ but then I am very, very good.

themildmanneredjanitor · 06/07/2008 00:00

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dittany · 06/07/2008 00:02

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Jazminpoppy · 06/07/2008 00:04

he he , fair deal! are people really getting offended by this?!! bizarre.
Happy Meal indeed!!!

themildmanneredjanitor · 06/07/2008 00:05

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sqiushysquashy · 06/07/2008 00:06

I'm with you mildmannerd, no sexual favours in this house either.

expatinscotland · 06/07/2008 00:07

i never thought i'd say this, but i'm with mmj and dittany.

sorry, i don't see any of this as cute or funny.

and i can suck a golfball through a garden hose.

dittany · 06/07/2008 00:08

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mazzystar · 06/07/2008 00:08

I'm not offended

but it makes me feel a bit sad