To think this is a fair exchange (shocking TMI warning)

[lucyellensmum]

I am STARVING i have been to the inlaws so i think that entitles me to a little treat. Well not treat but some food. We didnt go shopping because we went to the inlaws and the only thing that is open is muckdonalds, but hey, im half pissed, i'll eat anything.

The exchange is oral sex for DP going to get me a burger. I just did it, but he is sulking because i didn't go all the way - well i don't want him falling asleep on me do i!!!

So, fair exchange or is this a total abandonment of my feminist principals.

[expatinscotland]

Well, LEM, I hope my daughters don't grow up thinking 'exchanges' like this, or getting bashed about the head with someone's cock whilst on a computer, or badgered for bum sex when they're on their periods, or not being able to eat a sausage or banana in their own home because their partner or spouse acts like a 14-year-old every time is fun or light-hearted.

I really don't.

Because I think it's sad and pitiful.

[lucyellensmum]

HES NOT SULKING, Although, actually, i think i can hear him snoring!! going to have to go and wake him up, we always return our favours

[expatinscotland]

the no. 2 rule is any bloke who suggests exchanges like this and carries them out not only never gets a blow job but also gets kicked to the kerb.

[expatinscotland]

thanks for sharing, LEM.

[lucyellensmum]

have you ever thought expat that i might like being bashed on the head with his willy whilst trying to type.

LEM promises to act like a grown up and never post naughty threads again.

[expatinscotland]

no, LEM, because tbh i really don't want to go there.

[lucyellensmum]

mmj, yes, that does seem a little strange doesn't it and if you knew my DP you would actually know that he is sooo not like that. He was/is under extreme pressure at the moment, i have learnt to vent on here as i can be a bitch of the first order and push for arguments that dont exist. I have issues (serious ones) that probably drive my posts, but please don't think badly of my DP. I would hate that, really i would. Because he is a lovely lovely man, who has put up with more from me than could be sanely expected. So he called me a cunt, ive called him worse. But not today, today we are loved up and happy so be happy for me.

[lucyellensmum]

i never read the sausage thread, but i would find that extremely irritating actually

[Rosesroundthedoor]

LEM, possibly you feel the need to share when you are having a fun time with DP to rebalance the negative stuff you have found yourself writing over the last few weeks.

Nothing wrong with that!

It's just that your version of lighthearted sexy fun could be some other people's unhealthy controlling nightmare. FWIW I don't think it pays to make real, not joking, deals using sex as a currency, even in fun, it is bad practice long-term for a relationship. Is sex so meaningless you'll do it for a burger? Can't make your DP feel all that special. Would he have got a BJ if he didn't get you a burger? And what if the burger machine was out of order when he got there, would he still get a BJ for effort?

People will have opinions on whether it's a good idea or not to offer your DP a BJ in return for a burger. They just will!!!

What on earth did you expect people to write in return? "Oh that's nice, LEM"?

[Ivegotaheadache]

That was a quick BJ in between posts!!

[MrsMacaroon]

entire post worth it for reminding me of the expression 'on the blob'...

[juneybean]

"as expected burger was vile and the chips cold and too salty"

Hahahaha and the alternative is not as salty then ;)

These threads make me laugh, I don't know why peeps are getting all het up! It's not like LEM asked you for change of a sexual favour :P

[colacubes]

oh ffs, Rose you must be very bored to try that bs argument on this thread, has anyone considered, lem likes to give her husband a bj, and a mcdonalds was the icing on the cake!!

Seems grown ups cant have fun anymore especially if it concerns sex, I often flash my tits at my dp, bend over and touch my toes just for him, and give him a bj cause I want too, not for him, just selfishly for me, is that me abusing him??

as for dragging up lem earlier posts, bad show, each thread is different especially when its about relationships.

Lem, nothing wrong with a bit of fun, and knob slapping or banging on head is ok with me, bunch of prudes!

[S1ur]

Think the point about giving head cause you want to is actually what some are saying actch.

If you like sex/bj/toe sucking/etc with dp then you do it and enjoy it.

When you offer up sex as trade for something you're sorta saying I may or may not like this but really I'm doing it for ...whatever, McD in this case.

I don't care I can imagine how it goes, but I suppose what some object to is the underlying implication that sex is a commodity rather than a big ol' fun fest for all involved.

[S1ur]

prudish would be

OMG you did that to his you know thiugy!! it isn't worth a burger, goodness me, were you sick????????

[lucyellensmum]

I was going to start another thread this morning. Apologising for my crudeness? um, no sorry.

I am truly puzzled and a little sad that the attitude that people would have sex either to just get what they want, or only want to have it just to get what they want. That a woman who offers a sexual favour to her partner must be in a controlling relationship, that sex means nothing to her etc etc. I thought we were living in a sexually liberated society, that it is OK for women to enjoy sex just as much as the man does and in the same way.

This thread was a joke, yes it was a bit immature and smutty but do i have to be sensible all the time?? People have tried to say that because thinks are not totally tikaty boo in our relationship just now that they can't understand why i would want to have sex with him or heaven forbid put his penis in my mouth. That actually genuinely upset me, does it mean that because i have posted for, and got some great support onhere when things have been tough, that i have to be that person all the time?

My partner gets lots of BJs, i am very highly sexed, not as much as usual due to my medication a very unpleasant side effect, but there will be times when i will give him a bj and dont get anything back myself - what is wrong with that?? Sometimes DP will say, but don't you want xyz, to which i will usually say, no, watch the film, or im too tired etc. BUT when i want it, i get it (women reallly DO have the upper hand you know) and its great thankyou very much.

We have been together for 16 years, so what if some of our sexual encounters are rushed and a bit "meaningless" it doesn't mean that we mean any less to each other.

My thread was meant to be stating, "look, the poor sap will do anything for a BJ" (as in get in the car and drive to McD after getting back from ILs really late 100mile round trip, putting DD to bed and being knackered) rather than "look, poor cow will do anything for a burger".

I tend to be honest and ME when i post, I do have some issues, i post about them all the time, i moan alot. My RL friends were STUNNED when i told them i was on ADs, because im actually a very chirpy, happy go lucky, loud OTT person, with a rep for not giving a shit what she says about sex . Another friend of mine, who is on ADs too, said to me, when i said this to her "ah, but we are good at putting on a brave face", yes, i suppose we are, but for me, if im happy IT SHOWS, just the same as when im sad.

I am genuinely very sorry if this thread has upset anyone, and equally puzzled and perplexed that people feel upset for me, that i am being controlled.

[colditz]

LEM don't worry about it - don't forget that half of Mumsnet was on the Rioja last night, and Saturday nights here are either ridiculously slapstick or sickeningly earnest.

[HollyGram]

Ha! Thats MN for you!

Great thread btw.

[ladymariner]

Don't have a problem either way as far as what you do together goes, you're adults, you enjoy doing what you do and good luck to you. Nobody should critisize you for that at all.
What I really don't like is the need to post such graphic stuff as/when you're about to do it, why do you do that? Doesn't it kill the moment, for want of a better expression! My dh would be really pissed off if he knew I posted details of our sexlife in such a way, and tbh I wouldn't blame him. Such things are best kept between the two of you, imo.
And whilst I'm at it, last nights thread was one thing but the horny/due on thread was vile. Sorry but that's my opinion.

[pastapestofor6]

LEM
from my standpoint i dont consider for one moment that you are being controlled, or think that the whole sexual pleasures for favours thing is shocking, of course its not [again in my opinion], what i found shocking was the need to TELL people about it, surely thats best kept between the people involved no??
of course we are all adults and therefore maybe Iabu in MY opinion, just feel that for me its a bit over the top
its great that you can do and say these things to dh , it shows that you are very open with each other and enjoy your relationship
I just wanted to clarify why i was at the post

[HollyGram]

Yes I agree, telling everyone about what you do during your Sex life on www is not great...now talking to us about your lack of love in your life is usually deemed fine.

There is very fine line, I am sure you can see.



dont worry about it though.

Todays hot thread shall be tomorrows....[insert some words as I have none left]

[LynetteScavo]

WTF????

He should have got the burger first!!