To think this is a fair exchange (shocking TMI warning)

[lucyellensmum]

I am STARVING i have been to the inlaws so i think that entitles me to a little treat. Well not treat but some food. We didnt go shopping because we went to the inlaws and the only thing that is open is muckdonalds, but hey, im half pissed, i'll eat anything.

The exchange is oral sex for DP going to get me a burger. I just did it, but he is sulking because i didn't go all the way - well i don't want him falling asleep on me do i!!!

So, fair exchange or is this a total abandonment of my feminist principals.

i regret it already - cannot believe it has sparked a feminist debate, surely no one actually thought i was serious. I wasn't lying but heavens above girls........im off to snuggle up to dp and give him some loving whilst he watches easy rider.

It would be funny if a partner was to say, "If you do [whatever], you can have a BJ" in a jokey kind of way.

Actually doing it though seriously though, as in an actual deal has been struck, is somewhat odd!

Plus your partner should not seriously hold you to it as ideally there are times when you do whatever for him when there is nothing in it for you! Not even a stick of mint um. (Sadly).

have several people not said about 10 times on here that they are NOT offended, they just find it sad?

i believe so.

nothing to do with offense at all.

Mild mannered I completly agree with you, maybe its us thats strange and this is normal behaviour.
Maybe I should dp to get his cock out more often and bash me with it.

dont know why everyone is up in arms over a blow job in exchange for mcdonalds!!!!!! there has been cruder threads posted on here surely

i personally would have asked for a kfc family bucket

'he has been known to come and bash me on the head with it to try and distract me from mumsnet. We are big on romance here! '

how attractive!

Er, gum

yeah, squishy, and badger you for bum sex whilst you're on the blob because he can't go without it.

WHY is it sad??? I just don't get it, i really really don't. I mean, if i were being totally serious maybe i thought to myself, i want him go out and get me food because im too knackered to rustle anything up, so he has to get in the car drive down the road etc, its taking the piss a little bit, so i'll do something nice for him?? Something that i enjoy too? Maybe im niave

To be honest, im a little upset that people have raised my other threads, that has NOTHING to do with tonight, nothing whatsoever. But hey, i guess if you post on a public forum you expect to be cross examined. This thread was supposed to be a laugh

I was actually expecting to be told i was unreasonable for wanting mac donalds, it being a real mumsnet no no and all.

I'm glad I don't get it.

Hope my kids never do, either.

i was just about to post the same HW. Yes, DP and I have some issues just now, but actually believe it or not our relationship is fine. Most of the issues are in my head. So hey instead of when i post something lighthearted that indicates that DP and i are havinga good time tonight, people saying hey LEM good to see you in high spirits, im reminded that i shouldn't be engaging in sexual fun with someone whom i have some issues with just now

But its a free forum and i do see the concerns that people have and i appreciate it, but honestly, do you really think that I am that weak? really??

Don't look at me...I'm shy

Sold yourself short at home and in cyberland.

I think its vile!!
LEM do you really have to wave in our faces you sexual escapades
of course yabu, its gross
I still havent got over the im horny and due on thread
uuurgggh

littlelapin, he wasn't sulking really, just more of a pleading begging type, "is that all im getting" type thing, to which i put on my best dominatrix voice to say "yes, now get out and get my food" . My DP is lovely.

Expat, what do children have to do with this ?

LEM apologises for any offence (seriously) and walks away from thread scratching her head.