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To think this is a fair exchange (shocking TMI warning)

258 replies

lucyellensmum · 05/07/2008 23:37

I am STARVING i have been to the inlaws so i think that entitles me to a little treat. Well not treat but some food. We didnt go shopping because we went to the inlaws and the only thing that is open is muckdonalds, but hey, im half pissed, i'll eat anything.

The exchange is oral sex for DP going to get me a burger. I just did it, but he is sulking because i didn't go all the way - well i don't want him falling asleep on me do i!!!

So, fair exchange or is this a total abandonment of my feminist principals.

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lucyellensmum · 06/07/2008 22:08

oh, im sorry Mrs Federer, but you shouldnt jump into such a drastic decision based on one poor performance. He tried, and he did it for you!!!

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Saymyname · 06/07/2008 22:12

Ok. Here's a question then, why are people being so mean to LEM on this thread? It's clearly supposed to be lighthearted.

Just because someone posts in AIBU and has talked about their DH before doesn't mean it's good form to tear apart their entire relationship.

NiceShoes · 06/07/2008 22:18

dont agree no one tearing apart the relationship, but LEM lurid accounts paint a peculiar picture.

mrsfederer · 06/07/2008 22:27

he is history lem

wotnopulling · 06/07/2008 22:28

mistake giving blow job before you got burger, surely?

theexmrsfederer · 06/07/2008 22:29
Grin
SueMunch · 06/08/2008 12:24

I know of a couple who have an arrangement where a BJ is part of the DHs birthday present. Once a year? What's all that about?

Gateau · 06/08/2008 13:22

And WHY are you telling us, exactly??!

TheDevilWearsPrimark · 06/08/2008 13:33

I'm just trying to figure out how he manages to bash you around the head with it whilst you are
on the computer. Does he bring a step stool, or several Yellow Pages?

yummymummy1405 · 06/08/2008 13:38

lmao and so will my dh later as for ds pirate and princess birthday party we had a similar agreement to get dh to dress as a princess which he took great pride in telling everyone!!

Wuxiapian · 07/08/2008 02:01

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pooka · 08/08/2008 09:12

PMSL yummymummy. It's just the juxtaposition of your posting name and the bile you're spouting.

Wuxiapian · 08/08/2008 09:16

Lol

yummymummy1405 · 08/08/2008 11:06

I should point out that my husband sent that post purely because of his love of blow jobs!

CoteDAzur · 08/08/2008 12:33

LEM - "I gave him a BJ so he would go get me a burger" wouldn't necessarily be sad in a couple, especially if they were otherwise secure and were using this as a bit of play.

In your case, it saddens me. In recent days, you told us how "he has said himself he only stays for DD and would have left me ages ago if it wasnt for her " and said "Now im lucky if i get contempt, cos that is better than nothing isnt it", among other things.

Your marriage might survive these difficulties, but for now, it seems like you are depressed, with low self-esteem, and your DH doesn't particularly like being with you (and not just in the sexual sense). In this context, it is alarming that you would offer him a BJ for a burger.

TinkerBellesMum · 08/08/2008 12:42

Why did this get resurrected? Thought it had died it's death.

CoteDAzur · 08/08/2008 12:53

When was it supposed to have died? Last post was less than 2 hours ago

TinkerBellesMum · 08/08/2008 12:59

It wasn't aimed at you:

By SueMunch on Wed 06-Aug-08 12:24:33
By theexmrsfederer on Sun 06-Jul-08 22:29:10

batters · 08/08/2008 13:03

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CoteDAzur · 08/08/2008 14:04

What seems to be the problem?

TinkerBellesMum · 08/08/2008 14:30

No problem, I was just commenting it had been dead for a month and someone restarts it to post a random comment, s'all.

Onestonetogo · 08/08/2008 14:44

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snowwhite24 · 08/08/2008 14:54

New to this but WOW Bj for a macs burger hope it was a big mac????

You guys are very entertaining after you didnt finish him off did he get ya burger?

I think its all fun and games whats really wrong with exchanging sexual favours for favours especially if you have been together for so long lighten up people.

Twinkie1 · 08/08/2008 14:55

He he - least having the burger afterwards means you get rid of the taste!