I travel a lot for work and for pleasure.
I know I'm a particular sort of person buy Yegods some of the room I've stayed in at complete abs utter shite designed by people who I don't think have ever slept I. A room ever on their whole life ever, not once.
A bathroom light that comes on by sensor as you open the door. Nay, not A bathroom light, four lights. 3am snoozy wee completely brightened like the sun. No chance of just meandering back in my slightly soporific stupor.
And more poor DH who didn't even need to be awake now has frazzled corneas.
Light switches that you can't reach from prone in bed. What the warrant feck.
A kettle that yiu can't boil at the same time as watching tv because of the situation of sockets.
A 12foot by 8 foot plate glass window opposite my bed looking out into a communal outdoor space. Felt like investing in a red bulb for that hotel.
Lights choice? 13 spotlights and 2 side lights. Or nothing. No in between.
A very very stylish en suite in an historic building which was just a stone wall 2/3 of the height of the room. No ceiling to it. All ablution noise audible throughout the room. Married 35 years but, nope I'd rather not hear That tyfvfm.
A door that only locks from a single key from outside the room. So if one of use goes out for a bit, the other has to remain locked in. Or unlocked, compromising safety.
No handheld shower, and no shower cap provided. Nope I don't want my hair washed every time I shower thank you.
Had held showers with no parking location so it's a one handed shower for me, generally resulting in a soaked bathroom ffffs.
No socket near the bed.
No food on a Sunday evening.
No physical chain or bolt in the inside of the door.
A chair in the route from my side of the bed to the en suite. I'm sure I've broken toes in this scenario.
Every hotel employee should be forced to spend a nice in each room to check for smooth sailing.