By Jove I think she’s got it… PAT

[AnyDreamWillDoRightNow]

Our country is skint.

Let’s invent a new tax. PAT.

Pets Added Tax

Anyone with a pet (hamsters pay a reduced rate because they are nocturnal) pays £50 a year to the nations coffers. Just like VAT but more targeted.

Is it a winner?

Don’t give them ideas! 🙄

Do we get a reduction for cats? Coz they sleep about 15 hours a day!

My cat is nocturnal. Can I have a reduction?

So does my dog shes getting on a bit bless her .

perhaps we can attach those monitors to them to stop them hanging out In insalubrious places late at night. And if they do then then the tax is double.