Humming under your breath...

[SereneGoose]

You know the tune from Oliver...you can go but be back soon? I was just cleaning up and doing everything as per and humming...DH thinks it's all lovely but in fact..my words to the tune are:
" you're a lazy cunt tum tum you're a lazy cunt tum tum..etc ...tbf he does do some stuff...but nge...aibu?

A number of pupils humming was a really good way of annoying a teacher at school as they could never pinpoint where it was coming from.

(I didn't do it, of course.😇)