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To find Thomas Tuchel strangely attractive?

86 replies

MeBeforeYouNever · 01/07/2026 19:32

Anyone agree?. He has a lovely smile when being interviewed after today’s match.

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MissPrismsMistake · 01/07/2026 19:39

Step away my friend. I’m ahead of you in the strangeness stakes.

He is a delight to watch, isn’t he? So pretty.

😁 ❤️

ParadoxicallySurviving · 01/07/2026 19:41

Jesus Christ, I read the title without my glasses on and thought you said Thomas the Tank Engine hahaha

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 01/07/2026 19:41

GOOD CHRIST NO

The only germane word in your post is "strange".

He looks like a haunted reanimated mummy.

ExtraOnions · 01/07/2026 19:41

Reminds me of Terry from The Likley Lads (for those of a certain vintage)

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 01/07/2026 19:42

ParadoxicallySurviving · 01/07/2026 19:41

Jesus Christ, I read the title without my glasses on and thought you said Thomas the Tank Engine hahaha

Classic!

Thomas the TE is less cadaverous tbh

MrsPapillon · 01/07/2026 19:43

He looks like a thin German Greg Davies.

ETA: I quite fancy Greg Davies.

MeBeforeYouNever · 01/07/2026 19:45

MissPrismsMistake · 01/07/2026 19:39

Step away my friend. I’m ahead of you in the strangeness stakes.

He is a delight to watch, isn’t he? So pretty.

😁 ❤️

All’s fair in love and war …..

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Tonissister · 01/07/2026 19:47

Not for me. Though I know two men who look like him and women adore them both, so he must be a type.

Mama2many73 · 01/07/2026 20:13

ParadoxicallySurviving · 01/07/2026 19:41

Jesus Christ, I read the title without my glasses on and thought you said Thomas the Tank Engine hahaha

Had to laugh cos I had to Google him and thomas t..brings up thomas tank engine as no.1!

downloadtoad · 01/07/2026 20:15

I think it’s just the whole managing England thing, it’s a vibe, a strange vibe but a vibe none the less

letmebetheone · 01/07/2026 20:16

Never mind him, what about the muscles on Jude Bellinghams arms. And I far to old to be even noticing!

Peachykeenjosephine · 01/07/2026 20:19

ParadoxicallySurviving · 01/07/2026 19:41

Jesus Christ, I read the title without my glasses on and thought you said Thomas the Tank Engine hahaha

😆🤣

MeBeforeYouNever · 01/07/2026 20:20

letmebetheone · 01/07/2026 20:16

Never mind him, what about the muscles on Jude Bellinghams arms. And I far to old to be even noticing!

I obviously go for the malnourished, vagrant look rather than the pumped man-god vibe

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MeBeforeYouNever · 01/07/2026 20:21

ParadoxicallySurviving · 01/07/2026 19:41

Jesus Christ, I read the title without my glasses on and thought you said Thomas the Tank Engine hahaha

That is quite perverted

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JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 01/07/2026 20:23

But...
He just looks like something from a Pixar film 😒

OP. Are you perimenopausal?

And therefore fancy anything with three legs?

Fairyliz · 01/07/2026 20:23

Op you need to lie down and drink some water. My diagnosis is sunstroke, it’s clearly affected your thought processes.

MeBeforeYouNever · 01/07/2026 20:24

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 01/07/2026 20:23

But...
He just looks like something from a Pixar film 😒

OP. Are you perimenopausal?

And therefore fancy anything with three legs?

Rude! 🤣🤣🤣

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ServietteUnion · 01/07/2026 20:24

100% yabu - hilarious! Such consensus is rare!

FamingolosForDays · 01/07/2026 20:25

He has a certain wiry, athletic, long limbed vibe to him yes. Mind you I also agreed with the sexy steve coogan thread the other day, perhaps it is my age 🤣

MeBeforeYouNever · 01/07/2026 20:25

Fairyliz · 01/07/2026 20:23

Op you need to lie down and drink some water. My diagnosis is sunstroke, it’s clearly affected your thought processes.

🤪🥵😜

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Pieceofpurplesky · 01/07/2026 20:27

No. He has a look of someone who should be bigger. That maybe because he reminds me of a friend who has been on Mounjaro.
Now, Vladimir Petkovik has an older man, silver fox vibe for a manager. However the World Cup belongs to Antonia Sananbria, Jude Bellingham and Maduka Okoye!

MeBeforeYouNever · 01/07/2026 20:27

downloadtoad · 01/07/2026 20:15

I think it’s just the whole managing England thing, it’s a vibe, a strange vibe but a vibe none the less

Yes, I do like a man in a position of authority.

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CalpolOnToast · 01/07/2026 20:28

I had a dream that he was found to be a vampire

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 01/07/2026 20:29

Steve Coogan? Jesus actual Christ.

Mind you. I did once have a sex dream about Dominic Raab. So there you are

at least Dominic Raab doesn't look like he was interred in the 1850s

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 01/07/2026 20:31

CalpolOnToast · 01/07/2026 20:28

I had a dream that he was found to be a vampire

I don't think that was a dream