Some twat across the road seems to have gotten all his toys out

[ByKookyPombear]

The screechy bellend has gone in and J thought I could relax.

now some twat seems to have got his lawn mower, hedge trimmer and jet washer out all at the same time.

And…………

Is he an octopus?

Can you ask if he's available to do all that at mine?

It’s better it all going together then one after the other

Probably as a response to screechy bellend going in..now disturb them as revenge.

I detest power tools and the tools ofmen who use them at antisocial times. Bring back the gentle clip clip of shears on a hedge!

Brilliant

A man that can multi task ? Need a diagram / photo