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AIBU to be annoyed my dog chewed up an expensive vibrator

57 replies

Geil · 06/06/2026 03:40

My dog stole my expensive Womaniser vibrator and ate it. AIBU to be mad with her?

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Geil · 07/06/2026 10:50

Lampzade · 06/06/2026 14:57

I’m choosing to believe that this never happened .

Do you want me to post a photo of the chewed vibrator. It was real and I only posted because i couldn’t share with people IRL other than my partner. I thought it might make people laugh

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Geil · 07/06/2026 10:51

vodkaredbullgirl · 06/06/2026 13:39

Someone bord.

No I was not bored. Just wanted to share as it is something funny that you cannot share IRL.

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MrsShawnHatosy · 07/06/2026 10:51

You mean you left it out lying around? I keep mine in a drawer of my bedside cabinet.

Geil · 07/06/2026 10:54

ChurchYardFromMyWindow · 06/06/2026 15:01

OP has form for 'questionable' posts.

I normally only use this name for the sex board. Did you clutch your pearls????

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Springtimeinsunshine · 07/06/2026 11:01

Geil · 07/06/2026 10:54

I normally only use this name for the sex board. Did you clutch your pearls????

No, nobody clutched their pearls. Maybe they thought you were a troll though for posting it but what did your mates on the sex board think? Totes hilar?

Geil · 07/06/2026 11:04

Haven’t put it there yet. I’m sure there are many on the sex board that use other names here.

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SleepyLittleDoggo · 07/06/2026 11:04

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Geil · 07/06/2026 11:10

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I am not a troll. It really happened I can post a picture of the chewed up vibrator. I obviously missed that it might bring a laugh to people and that it isn’t something that you would tell even close friends. Just thought going on something anonymous would have brought a chuckle to others that may have had the same. Which some replies have proved.

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Isittimeformynapyet · 07/06/2026 11:16

Yes please @Geil I would like to see a photo!

Fridgemanageress · 07/06/2026 11:16

a few years ago, one Sunday morning, I’ve finished working a 16hour Saturday night shift 1600-0800, got home, everyone except the dog was still asleep, so I took her out for a walk, went to the allotment and did a few things for about an hour, hubby phoned and asked would I go into the newsagents, and collect milk, bread, can of beans, paper and magazines, (he had phoned the newsagent George, told him I had the dog so George picked and packed it) which I said yes.

walking back to the newsagents, there is a cut thru, and apparently people do all sorts there. I knew the dog had picked up something, she was pulling at the lead and not making eye contact, I could see something big and black but she was happy carrying it, not stopping to sniff, just wanted to get home. Went into the newsagents and I could hear giggling and someone said your dogs got something - I said it’s keeping her happy, and she won’t give it up, so we will get home quickly - to more laughter.

When she got home, she ran straight into the garden and was throwing this big lump of black rubber around the garden. She loved that find, kept her happy for weeks

LewKirtonHeavenInTheAfternoonNSOul · 07/06/2026 11:18

vodkaredbullgirl · 06/06/2026 13:39

Someone bord.

Or drunk/high?

JoyousSquid · 07/06/2026 11:27

I saw on Instagram that one brand is offering replacements if you send photographic evidence of dog with destroyed toy 😂 so I don’t think it’s actually an uncommon problem!

SleepyLittleDoggo · 07/06/2026 11:34

LewKirtonHeavenInTheAfternoonNSOul · 07/06/2026 11:18

Or drunk/high?

Just a creepy man pretending to be a woman wanting to discuss vibrators with the ladies. If anyone remembers the sex board debacle a couple of years ago, this poster is easily recognisable. He gets banned for a while and comes back with a new username discussing the same things.

IAMFLUFF · 07/06/2026 11:39

LakieLady · 06/06/2026 15:26

Put in a claim for a replacement on your contents insurance. The staff at the insurance co could probably do with a laugh.

Pet damage is rarely covered under a home insurance policy, normally excludes chewing, scratching, tearing or fouling.

Geil · 07/06/2026 12:23

JoyousSquid · 07/06/2026 11:27

I saw on Instagram that one brand is offering replacements if you send photographic evidence of dog with destroyed toy 😂 so I don’t think it’s actually an uncommon problem!

Edited

That is interesting.

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Geil · 07/06/2026 12:29

SleepyLittleDoggo · 07/06/2026 11:34

Just a creepy man pretending to be a woman wanting to discuss vibrators with the ladies. If anyone remembers the sex board debacle a couple of years ago, this poster is easily recognisable. He gets banned for a while and comes back with a new username discussing the same things.

I am definitely female. Not a creepy man. It was just something funny that happened.

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Geil · 07/06/2026 12:30

LewKirtonHeavenInTheAfternoonNSOul · 07/06/2026 11:18

Or drunk/high?

Neither. Just laughing and wanting to share. It’s hardly something I would post on FB for all my friends to see.

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Geil · 07/06/2026 12:31

So here is the proof.

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PlantPeople · 07/06/2026 13:13

Just a creepy man pretending to be a woman wanting to discuss vibrators with the ladies. If anyone remembers the sex board debacle a couple of years ago, this poster is easily recognisable. He gets banned for a while and comes back with a new username discussing the same things.

I know who it is as well.

Springtimeinsunshine · 07/06/2026 13:50

Geil · 07/06/2026 12:31

So here is the proof.

No thanks. No need for sex toy photos to prove your thread is weird. Go and chat to your sex board friends. Have you done that yet?

Joolay · 07/06/2026 13:53

I don't care

sanityisamyth · 07/06/2026 13:58

Katflapkit · 06/06/2026 03:47

What a buzz kill

Brilliant!

Fleurdalys · 07/06/2026 13:58

Oh fucking grow up.

Overtheatlantic · 07/06/2026 14:01

It’s not funny. It’s stupid and gross. Do you think you’re cool for talking about your vibrator?

CoverLikelyZebra · 07/06/2026 14:06

Yabu - your fault for leaving it where the dog could get at it. Poor boy could be made very ill by it as its not designed to be chew-safe so irresponsible dog ownership. Be annoyed with yourself not the dog.

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