Shit but funny things that have happened to you recently.

[danimcannie]

Currently in a hotel. Child free, on my own. Naturally brought my mains operated vibrator with me and they only have USB plug points next to the bed... ffs premier inn!

Ohh sorry op - as a member of the chronically singles club, that sounds awful 😄

You MUST put in a carefully worded, very detailed complaint.

I can't actually think of anything but that is because I am very tired. I most definitely have some and will return!

This is a terrible but true story, a few years ago I was using one if those little bullet vibrators in the middle of the day. Later went out and hadn't realised it was tangled in my knickers and it fell out while I was in a shop. That was mortifying.

Omg how!

🤣 I needed that laugh.

Ring reception, say you brought your own lamp if they have an adaptive.

OMG, it basically rolled out the bottom of my trousers across the floor. I couldn't work out what had happened at first. I phoned my husband and he was crying laughing