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To find this an utterly crass term to send someone you are dating

224 replies

Datingagain25 · 02/05/2026 09:51

I’ve had 5 dates with a man, so far so good. We were intimate after date 5 when he came back to mine. He was obviously drunk last night and we were messaging back and forth.

He said ‘do you know what I can’t wait to do to you next time’. I obviously replied to ask what. To which the reply was ‘tongue punch your fart box’

My friends were not lying when they said dating isn’t for the faint hearted😷

Would you also be grossed out, or see it is a compliment? Which is what he said when I challenged!

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Dizzydrizzy · 02/05/2026 09:52

I’d block him. Instant ick.

Pepperedpickles · 02/05/2026 09:52

Instant block from me. Yuck.

TestingTestingWonTooFree · 02/05/2026 09:53

Report yourself to the police for dating a 13 year old?

Datingagain25 · 02/05/2026 09:54

TestingTestingWonTooFree · 02/05/2026 09:53

Report yourself to the police for dating a 13 year old?

Ha! He’s 34.

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KitsyWitsy · 02/05/2026 09:54

I couldn't go out with him again. I would tell him it isn't working out, best of luck and then move on.

I wouldn't block. I think this whole blocking business is ridiculous. Let him respond if he wants to, that's fair. Only block if he becomes a nuisance.

susiedaisy1912 · 02/05/2026 09:54

Chuck that one back in the sea.

AnonSugar · 02/05/2026 09:55

Ffs 😂

somanychristmaslights · 02/05/2026 09:55

Why was he obviously drunk? Massive ick and I couldn’t get past that.

mixedcereal · 02/05/2026 09:56

I think this might fall under “the worst things anyone could say to you”

ColinOfficeTrolley · 02/05/2026 09:56

Not what I expected to read lol. It is gross.

U less you want your fart box tongue punching?

Even if he tries to pass it off as 'bantz', the fact that these words were in his vocabulary, would have me running for the hills.

NewPinkJacket · 02/05/2026 09:56

If you need to ask whether you're being unreasonable to find that crass, I don't think you should be dating.

Zov · 02/05/2026 09:56

Datingagain25 · 02/05/2026 09:51

I’ve had 5 dates with a man, so far so good. We were intimate after date 5 when he came back to mine. He was obviously drunk last night and we were messaging back and forth.

He said ‘do you know what I can’t wait to do to you next time’. I obviously replied to ask what. To which the reply was ‘tongue punch your fart box’

My friends were not lying when they said dating isn’t for the faint hearted😷

Would you also be grossed out, or see it is a compliment? Which is what he said when I challenged!

Instant block. Utterly vile. Sounds like he's about 12. 😖

rightoguvnor · 02/05/2026 09:56

You telling us he’s 34 does not help his case
🤮 yuckity fucking yuck.

Ohgoose · 02/05/2026 09:58

I’d be done with this one. Urgh, what a fucking loser.

ViciousCurrentBun · 02/05/2026 09:59

That is utterly repulsive but the inventiveness of the wordplay did make me laugh.

MyGammyEye · 02/05/2026 09:59

Stomach churning. I couldn't even look him the eye with any amount of respect let alone get intimate with him.

He's a dickhead. Block. Next!

LittleGreenDragons · 02/05/2026 10:00

the fact that these words were in his vocabulary, would have me running for the hills.
^ have to agree with this statement. No normal adult would think those words nevermind say them. Get rid.

Adelle79360 · 02/05/2026 10:01

Eurgh just why would he think you’d want him to say that to you?! It’s just a bit disrespectful really, it’s only been 5 dates. Surely you need to know somebody an awful lot better before you start using language like that around them.

StickyProblem · 02/05/2026 10:02

Just tell him “eww, that’s revolting, both the language and the act”
or “eww the language is revolting “ if you don’t mind the act.
Talk to him. Is it a bawdy sense of humour or a bad use of language or a raging perv, you can’t tell, you need more information.

Although surely he can’t think you will find the term “fart box” erotic….perhaps I’m being too nice

FieryA · 02/05/2026 10:02

I would call him out on his gross language. How have the dates gone? It would definitely taint my opinion of him, so I would have a conversation with him when he is sober and then decide. I would never block.

PersephonePomegranate · 02/05/2026 10:02

Wow, selling that, wasnt he?! And himself with it 😬

shellyleppard · 02/05/2026 10:04

🤢🤢🤢🤢thats just gross 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢 I'd be getting rid quick

L0V315 · 02/05/2026 10:04

Wtf!!! Gross

I would block and move on op, eeewwww

Idstillratherbepaddleboarding · 02/05/2026 10:05

I’ve got instant ick and I don’t even know him 🙈. How erm… sexy… 🙈

Fluffyholeysocks · 02/05/2026 10:05

Presumably you have massive date 5 regret?

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