To find this an utterly crass term to send someone you are dating

[Datingagain25]

I’ve had 5 dates with a man, so far so good. We were intimate after date 5 when he came back to mine. He was obviously drunk last night and we were messaging back and forth.

He said ‘do you know what I can’t wait to do to you next time’. I obviously replied to ask what. To which the reply was ‘tongue punch your fart box’

My friends were not lying when they said dating isn’t for the faint hearted😷

Would you also be grossed out, or see it is a compliment? Which is what he said when I challenged!

Not all but certainly discussed with friends. In fact a NDN once made a comment about anal sex with her DH when my mum was round. We were both a bit shocked.

Jesus I don’t think I’d be in a hurry to let that man child near my body again, I feel I need to bleach my brain just reading that!

That sounds like you’re going to see him again 😬 Is he really such a catch?

I bloke my friend was dating said this exact phrase to her not too long ago… Are you in Sheffield by any chance?
She was repulsed and blocked him straight away, rightly so I thought!

Instant ick. No coming back from that.

Is audio described accessible porn a thing?
🤢

OP if he was that pissed maybe he's got an alcohol problem too. What a charmer.

Wow. He would be straight in the bin for me. He's only managed to keep up his facade of respectability for 5 dates and he doesn't even sound embarrassed that it's slipped.

It doesn't bode well, but it's your shit show. So to speak.

He may have meant it… tongue in cheek. gets coat

But no, YANBU.

🤮

That made me laugh.

But I wouldn't want to be in his vicinity ever again. I have too much respect for my fart box.

If he talks like that id put money on whatever you two get up to will be discussed with mates etc.

I would be feeling very disgusted and likely annoyed I had wasted my time with him.

Never heard that expression before. It sounds like something he's made up and that younger men might say for a laugh with their mates on a drunken night out, but not to a woman.

The joy of dating
Many of the men are sexual deviants
The worst are the divorced men.
Usually the weird and wonderful spring on you after sex and surprise you with his real self.

Wow, that’s a green light then, he knew his audience.

If you haven’t dumped him yet then perhaps you are well suited to each other.
Can’t imagine what self respecting person would not be so repulsed by that

Oh. My. Christ.

The End.

We definitely need the laugh reaction bringing back

It’s just such a fucking weird thing to say. Is it from the Inbetweeners? Was it a joke? Surely he can’t think you’d find that sexy…

You shouldn’t stick your tongue up someone’s bum. It’s unhygienic and smacks of society having gone totally fucking mad. Get rid of him. He’s just dirty.

It’s juvenile, disrespectful and there’s no way I could continue seeing him.

Fuck no.
The suggestion gives me the ick.
The word choice makes me think he's not very eloquent which is also a big turn off. I like an intelligent man.

Take a bow, that was exceptional and hasn’t received the recognition it deserved 😂

I’d find that rather forward and not something that interested me tbh.
I’m not going to shame him for preferences etc, it’s really quite tame considering what I’ve read/heard about here on MN but it’s not for everyone and should be mutually consented to. Or even just something you sense the vibes of at the time. Not just texted out of the blue!

HA! This is why I love MN

OP that’s gross. Why are men like this? I despair.

"Fart box" and "tounge punching" never heard those one before. 😁 Do you think he woke up in the morning and saw his message with major regret at his choice in wording? I see he's gone with brasening it out with an attempt to spin it into a complement.

If we apply a silver lining mindset, least he's strongest desire him doing the tounge punching to rather than wanting you to pleasure his fart box. 🤔