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To find this an utterly crass term to send someone you are dating

224 replies

Datingagain25 · 02/05/2026 09:51

I’ve had 5 dates with a man, so far so good. We were intimate after date 5 when he came back to mine. He was obviously drunk last night and we were messaging back and forth.

He said ‘do you know what I can’t wait to do to you next time’. I obviously replied to ask what. To which the reply was ‘tongue punch your fart box’

My friends were not lying when they said dating isn’t for the faint hearted😷

Would you also be grossed out, or see it is a compliment? Which is what he said when I challenged!

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whereswilson · 03/05/2026 00:46

He sounds like that revolting character Kev in the Ricky Gervais series "Derek".

lionbreath2 · 03/05/2026 07:21

IWaffleAlot · 02/05/2026 22:12

If you haven’t dumped him yet then perhaps you are well suited to each other.
Can’t imagine what self respecting person would not be so repulsed by that

Such a sneery, predictable reply. “If you don’t get rid IMMEDIATELY you have no standards.”

It smacks of the desperate need to feel superior.

It was a gross thing to say. However I would also find the situation quite funny if he were an all round nice guy who just got drunk and said something so random, stupid and out of character. But I suppose that must mean my bar is in the gutter 😂 it must be exhausting being permanently outraged by everything in life.

Undertheeaves · 03/05/2026 08:14

lionbreath2 · 03/05/2026 07:21

Such a sneery, predictable reply. “If you don’t get rid IMMEDIATELY you have no standards.”

It smacks of the desperate need to feel superior.

It was a gross thing to say. However I would also find the situation quite funny if he were an all round nice guy who just got drunk and said something so random, stupid and out of character. But I suppose that must mean my bar is in the gutter 😂 it must be exhausting being permanently outraged by everything in life.

I'm not sure that finding this absolutely gross (and compounded by the fact he isn't even embarrassed) equates to 'being permanently outraged by everything' 😂

Charlenedickens · 03/05/2026 08:47

It’s five dates, and the op is good with it, she’s just said there is a way to ask, so it was the delivery rather than the act. So it’s none of our business what she’s into really.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 03/05/2026 09:36

Charlenedickens · 03/05/2026 08:47

It’s five dates, and the op is good with it, she’s just said there is a way to ask, so it was the delivery rather than the act. So it’s none of our business what she’s into really.

But when it was texted she sounded a bit shocked. For me, it’d have to be a certain time limit before this was brought up because to me, this isn’t the norm or not in my relationships. Though I agree that some like it.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 03/05/2026 09:40

Inmyuggs · 02/05/2026 21:46

The joy of dating
Many of the men are sexual deviants
The worst are the divorced men.
Usually the weird and wonderful spring on you after sex and surprise you with his real self.

a few of them hide it. I had dates with a very eligible man (had a trust fund, lots of money, quite good looking). Didn’t lead to anything but over covid he messaged me on FB. And gradually dropped into convo that he liked pegging. Almost exclusively. Had ended his recent marriage as she wasn’t into it. I immediately blocked him!

UnctuousUnicorns · 03/05/2026 11:35

TrishM80 · 02/05/2026 20:52

Well he works on a building site so you know you're not exactly dealing with mensa material.

Tell me you're an insufferable snob without telling me you're an insufferable snob... 🤣

Jane143 · 03/05/2026 12:58

Createausername1970 · 02/05/2026 21:35

That made me laugh.

But I wouldn't want to be in his vicinity ever again. I have too much respect for my fart box.

🤣🤣🤣

OneBlueFinch · 03/05/2026 13:53

Charlenedickens · 02/05/2026 12:12

What sort of imbecile refers to a woman’s vagina as a fart box. And to the woman herself. He’s not exactly classy or intelligent is he op. Throw it back, literally every woman deserves better than this and can do better than some low rent wanna be inbetweener.

chris edited to add is if your arse? I also don’t know what rhe fuck he meant,😂

Edited

😀

Tryanalogue · 03/05/2026 14:08

Could be worse.

He might have wanted to fart your tongue box.

Kingoftheroad · 03/05/2026 14:17

Bin him - totally disrespectful

Getawayfromheryoubitchymcbitchface · 03/05/2026 14:30

That’s gross so I would instantly block. Or come back with something equally as foul if he tries to say it’s ‘Bantz.’. Assuming your ‘fart box’ is your arsehole you could tell him you could shit in his cakehole or something.

Wingingit73 · 03/05/2026 15:40

Horrible. Get rid.

nam3c4ang3 · 03/05/2026 15:41

Absolutely vile - please don’t see him again.

Tryanalogue · 03/05/2026 17:52

Createausername1970 · 02/05/2026 21:35

That made me laugh.

But I wouldn't want to be in his vicinity ever again. I have too much respect for my fart box.

A lady’s fartbox is a temple.

TheBlueKoala · 03/05/2026 17:57

Can you tall him that you have a hemorroïd currently obstructing your fart box and if he doesn't mind some leaking from it he can go ahead and tap away all he wants.

He thought he was wild and sexy when he was just crude and revolting.

TheBlueKoala · 03/05/2026 18:02

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 03/05/2026 09:40

a few of them hide it. I had dates with a very eligible man (had a trust fund, lots of money, quite good looking). Didn’t lead to anything but over covid he messaged me on FB. And gradually dropped into convo that he liked pegging. Almost exclusively. Had ended his recent marriage as she wasn’t into it. I immediately blocked him!

Vile. Their should be some warnings about deviant preferences upfront so noone loses threir time (or appetite). Like little images next to profile of pegs, womens clothing, pornaddiction/any addiction really, s/m, potential cocklodger... hearing of all these shite men I might just keep dh who is far from perfect but very normal atleast.

BarbiesDreamHome · 03/05/2026 18:05

I want a sexy man who I want to be able to rely on.

Not a boy I have to teach how to act like an adult.

Dump that childish teenage man.
Scratch that, nobody even spoke like thst as a teenager.

Robogob · 03/05/2026 18:09

Absolutely disgusting. I could not get past that. Get rid and block.

LaburnumAnagyroides · 03/05/2026 18:56

TrishM80 · 02/05/2026 20:52

Well he works on a building site so you know you're not exactly dealing with mensa material.

There are many more types of 'site' than building sites. Being a hideous snob is no better than being a crass oaf. Both tell on themselves quite quickly.

Auroraloves · 03/05/2026 18:57

Absolutely vile

lusterencanto · 03/05/2026 18:59

DH and I say this to each other on a daily basis 😂😂

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 03/05/2026 19:01

TheBlueKoala · 03/05/2026 18:02

Vile. Their should be some warnings about deviant preferences upfront so noone loses threir time (or appetite). Like little images next to profile of pegs, womens clothing, pornaddiction/any addiction really, s/m, potential cocklodger... hearing of all these shite men I might just keep dh who is far from perfect but very normal atleast.

Honestly I agree with you!

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 03/05/2026 19:02

TheBlueKoala · 03/05/2026 18:02

Vile. Their should be some warnings about deviant preferences upfront so noone loses threir time (or appetite). Like little images next to profile of pegs, womens clothing, pornaddiction/any addiction really, s/m, potential cocklodger... hearing of all these shite men I might just keep dh who is far from perfect but very normal atleast.

Oh and he swore blind he was straight. Really?!

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