neighbour just popped over to borrow something
DS is in teh back yard having a great game with a sheet on the line - he's managed to fashion a pirate ship and is joyously hitting it with a dirty stick
Neighbour made a cats bum mouth and said "do you know what your DS is doing to your clean sheet?"
me - (annoying-tigger,me, remember) "yes"
She just raised an eyebrow - silly cow!
It will bloody wash again - its not something he usually does and he's having such a good time