Bloody wind chimes!
Another storm rolling in has reignited my anger at next doors bloody wind chimes.
I'm so bloody done with them. They don't even sound nice and they just clank around all night in the wind.
The metal sound clanking constantly startles me awake all flipping night.
They give me such rage I want scale the pergola and rip them down like a feral cat.
Obviously I won't.
But honestly, it must also keep them awake?! Who on earth invented these dreadful things and who has them? Am I missing some useful purpose for them other than to terrorise me?
& Before everyone hates me, this is light-hearted but I'll take any sympathy or solidarity I can get.
We're an end of terrace. They're otherwise non offensive neighbours. They have quite a lot of dogs which are frequently barky but not at night. I have two small kids who are frequently noisy but also not at night, it's a terrace and it's what you expect living in close quarters with others. I'm grateful this is the biggest of my worries and I wouldn't want to upset them or offend them but I wouldn't be sad if storm Dave tangled them beyond salvage.