Snapped and farted and Sistine chapel…

[PhilosophyStoned]

Please could someone link these legends or tell what they were about? Thank you.

This is the Sistine chapel one.

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3178898-DH-embarrassed-by-my-sensitivity?page=10&reply=82146081

the snapped and farted was the op had an argument with her partner so she snapped and farted. People thought it was a typo but it wasnt

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/3277729-Embarrassed-by-boyfriend

Neither were even remotely funny. Don't waste your time

I thought the Sistine chapel was a wind up at the time (I think I say so on the thread under a different UN) and still do.

While we’re delving into historical nonsense, might as well dust off the penis beaker, which for a while was trotted out as would-be assurance the OP wasn’t a troll.

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

We are so much more cynical these days. I think you’d only get a few posts into any of these threads now before everyone said ‘this is a wind up’

I remember when it was all cubes of poo and rivers of sweetcorn round here to prove you’d been around a bit…

Oh wow, the Penis Beaker thread was the one that brought me here. It was featured on a few websites and possibly in a couple of newspapers, as it was a really funny thread. And now I realise that I have been here 13 years!

I know some people have been here since God was a boy, but I honestly thought that I had been here about 7 years. Where has the time gone?!

I was around for snapped and farted and Sistine chapel and am on them under a different username. They were both very funny and fun to be part of at the time. There was another AIBU about someone’s DH ruining days out at NT properties and galleries with his farts that was very funny too. I got called immature on that one for finding it so funny.
I need to catch up on penis beaker though.
Another one to look for in classics is when someone served pom bears at a dinner party.

What happened about the tiny Korean lady in the end? Was it a wind-up?

Have to agree with this, i didnt find them funny at all.

You could add in Pom bears and naice ham - and Balonz while you’re at it 🙄

I like the Mexican house guest 🤣 I want to know where the cheeky neighbours went next!
There is a thread somewhere but here's the story
Mexican house theif

And the t rex arms!
T rex

Allotment thief you'll have to search for earlier parts with the best chocolate cake recipe!
Part 3

Fish slice and sex lube was my favourite thread ever. Was hooked and laughed at the support and humour that ensued.

Cancel the cheque?

What about the fat ball one?

And the hunt for wild gooses?

And “Your minge!”

(I don’t remember fish slice and sex lube, though 🤔)

The fatball was wonderful.
I also loved the one where she had been on MN for ages and always thought “DH” stood for dick head.

What about the little Korean (?) lady who came to watch her son dismantle a summer house and spoke no English. That was a lovely thread! Don't seem to have a link.
And the user 'running in the rain' who was so strong after a break up.
Dumped by text

one from last year where someone parked on a poster's land blocking her ?stables gates and so she blocked them in....IIRC a family member had a teddy bears picnic round the blocked in car?

Also the person who moved into a house and had a patch of separate land, she bought with the house, that a neighbour had usurped and was expecting to keep.

What was the riddle one, where no one could figure out what it meant? Drove me nuts and it was never concluded.

And given this is a TAAT multiple it will likely be zapped

99% of the time on the relationships board, it absolutely does.

Tiny Elderly Korean Lady thread. Safe to say not a wind-up, and quite a lovely thread, imo. OP had/has a nice way with words.

www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/2154580-There-is-a-tiny-elderly-Korean-lady-in-my-garden-and-I-want-to-go-out

The T Tex arms thread makes me laugh.