Snapped and farted and Sistine chapel…

[PhilosophyStoned]

Please could someone link these legends or tell what they were about? Thank you.

They are hilarious 😂 though my 10 year old seems to agree with you and is complaining I'm not letting them sleep because I keep on snorting and bursting out laughing..

Definitely worth pushing through to at least the first dozen replies for 'is there an ecco in here?'

Thanks for sharing that one, I didn't catch it the first time.

This is the one I came on to mention. No engagement from the OP, which usually annoys the hell out of me, but it’s what makes it so funny. Going to read it again, could do with a laugh today 😂

Not in Classics but this thread was funny.
One poster called Grump wrote about her husband getting on her tits and imaging shooting him from her armchair, through the ceiling.
It made me laugh so much.
Sorry I don’t know how to do short links.

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I think I remember that one! I want to read it again now as I don't remember the full details of it.

Spray painted a pigeon “is that you Paul?”

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/5330720-apparently-im-attention-seeking?flipped=1&page=1 This is the one about the attention seeking holiday woman 😂 she sounds a nightmare

“Just take the cunting Quiche Patricia!!!!”

Jesus in the Cabbage Van (I still remember this and chuckle to myself, whenever I get that message from Ocado telling me my driver’s name and which van they’ll be in!) 😆

Sistine chapel was quite funny at the time. Have never got snapped and farted or why people thought it was so funny

me too!

Have never got snapped and farted or why people thought it was so funny

What made this, and makes all others like it, so funny, is that the OP thinks what they are saying is completely normal, and despite being told by hundreds of people, in hundreds of ways, that it is not ‘typical’, they just don’t get it and carry on with the narrative as if it’s a normal occurence.

Hilarious. She replaced “I got so upset it worsened my anxiety”, with “I snapped and farted”. I’m on a mission to bring this into common usage.

Thank you for this thread because for the last couple of years I was convinced that someone snapped and farted at the Sistine chapel 😂😂😂😂😂😂 now I’ve uncovered they’re separate incidents and both are as ridiculous as they are funny

Although, nothing beats answering your own dead thread.

How did she come across it?
How could she not remember posting it?
😂

Where is she now? 🙂

I was responsible for naming the Yoni massage man, Brian. It’s my only claim to fame.

I’ve been on MN forever. It’s a lot less funny than it used to be and I think Penis Beaker was its downfall. Snapped and Farted wasn’t funny, nor was Screaming in the Sistine chapel IMO.

Hedge sex, Least illustrious point in my career and Fashion Expectation vs Reality were my favourites.

I remember Hedge Sex.

Expectation V Reality is an EPIC thread! Suzi Quatro's nan, fat match and Cypriot goat herder.

My favorite ever comment on MN was in response to a woman who thought it was entirely normal to have to get up and shower within minutes of having sex.

One poster responded
"For fuck sake woman, it's your husbands semen, not wheelie bin juice"

In my head this was delivered in a thick Glaswegian accent.

The fat ball one will forever be my favourite, a sheer joy 🤣🤣

Was that the one where the OP and her DH had gatecrashed her in-laws’ dinner party and was pissed off her FIL didn’t offer her any champagne?

That's the one! 😂

I loved the hedge sex and fat balls threads.

And the badger one. The OP’s ex-H had taken the kids out for the day and fed them badger…. I can’t remember all
the circs but I think he might have been living in a tent and he randomly found a dead badger so he decided to put it to “good” use… rings a bell …. ???

Lemon Drizzle Bitch, although presumably totally made up, was glorious.

I think the Sistine chapel poster got a hard time. She probably had Stendhal Syndrome.