Snapped and farted and Sistine chapel…

[PhilosophyStoned]

Please could someone link these legends or tell what they were about? Thank you.

Who can forget Brian from Hull and his Yoni massage
Brian from Hull

I remember thinking, how would you not notice?! 🙈

Sistine Chapel isn't meant to be funny, is it? Just shockingly batshit!

Same here!

I was thinking about that one, thank you!

'My Yoni says No(ni)' was a brilliant response.

If anyone can find the one from the guy whose neighbour's cat went batshit every time he stepped out his door please link it. It was one of the first I remember reading, or finding somewhere, and it had me in stitches.

Didn't the spiders just rub their willies on the laundry while it was being darked on?

I'm pretty sure I think about the Sistine chapel screamer more than I think about several close family members of mine....

I liked that mad one about how evil dolphins are. And I’m sure I once read on here that someone’s DH thought that wasps made chutney, but have never found it again- did I dream it?

I’ve been around since the days of Bobble Plate. Joined early 2008!

I liked te one about the penguin at the zoo - was OP going on a date or something?

when I first started on here there was a huge thing about the ‘moldies’ something to do with longstanding mumsnetters going off to form their own more exclusive part of mumsnet (or something). It was crazy and people were genuinely really upset.

i only ventured into MN at the time to get some sleeping advice and def stayed for the tea 😉

just remembered the Gina Ford (although you weren’t allowed to mention her name) days! People were obsessed.

Sex lube and a fish slice was very, very funny in the moment.
Pom bear, anyone? Hilarious
Love MN. Nowhere quite like it on all of the whole Internet. I guess it's not quite the same now but I think I'm here to stay just in case.

Lemon drizzle cake was priceless

@StrongPoison

Sleuthing Classics ...

www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/1729276-Yoni-Vaginal-Massage

The thread about demons using Tinder to arrange gangbangs made me laugh a lot (the OP was serious 😂😂).

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/4615449-ptsd-from-tinder-ghosting?page=1

Just came across that one! 🤣
(no pun intended 🙈)

I don't know how you can be on Mumsnet for any length of time without realising humanity is far more varied and weirder than you'd ever suspected!

Then there was the OP who wasn't invited to her friend's wedding but the bride and her family decided that it meant she was available to decorate the hall. It ended up in an extravaganza of Slyvianian Family theme ideas .
I think I have been here under various names for about 18 years. I think I now check in here more frequently than I do with some family .

being taken up the oxo tower is my favourite thread of all time - it had me crying laughing. Also, auntie tantrums’ babysitting disaster.

The joke one that PP referred to was the steps and some man's name and a post office. Can only remember that much!

I was thinking about that one.

Particularly, "Sharron, is that you?".

OK so who else remembers :

Lemon Drizzle cake
MN haircut
MN scarf

And do I remember correctly we were all putting the dividers on supermarket conveyor belts the 'wrong way'.

I know the "your minge" poster in RL. I went to school with her.
She was banned from here a few years ago for bullying. She is a really difficult character and really harsh on her kids and DP. But tells a funny story well.

I loved the birdy friend posts

I always thought the penis beaker was one of those cup shaped masturbation things, a glass to wash your todger in is hilarious. I wonder if he needed a sherry glass or a pint glass.