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The madman now plans to “take” Cuba

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anotherside · 20/03/2026 09:21

Speaking in the oval office yesterday, Trump mused about taking Cuba. Historians 50 years from now are going to have a field day with this guy.

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AWedgeOfLemonAndASmartAnswerForEverything · 20/03/2026 14:39

LassiKopiano24 · 20/03/2026 10:15

Can we just put him on a remote uninhabited Island and tell him it’s Cuba?

Like Christopher Columbus. He thought Cuba was China.

ThatPearlkitty · 20/03/2026 14:40

RobinInTheCrabApple · 20/03/2026 10:28

I'm going to enjoy thinking who else we can put on that island.
Andrew Tate?
Farage?

and most of the public who think they know politics better than those in power

Basquervill · 20/03/2026 14:41

RobinInTheCrabApple · 20/03/2026 09:54

“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.”

Charles Bukowski

I wonder if Bukowski ever wondered if he was wrong when he said that.

PhoebeFluffingtonFyffe · 20/03/2026 14:57

RobinInTheCrabApple · 20/03/2026 10:28

I'm going to enjoy thinking who else we can put on that island.
Andrew Tate?
Farage?

Amanda Holden and Ant & Dec. Well maybe just Ant. Dec is not too bad when he's not in a double act.

Arlanymor · 20/03/2026 15:00

RobinInTheCrabApple · 20/03/2026 10:28

I'm going to enjoy thinking who else we can put on that island.
Andrew Tate?
Farage?

Oh yes please!

Also in the spirit of the maniac who inspired this thread - I think we should start calling it Coobah!

previouslyknownas · 20/03/2026 15:03

with Trump their is a common pattern - china

He’s basically starving Cuba out and then he will take over it it’s to close to America to have another country take it over

Cuba used to until a few weeks ago get a tanker full of oil from Venezuela each week at for free that basically kept the country running - without it they have nothing
Cuba and Venezuela were very close allies

But apart from the tourist industry cigars and rum they don’t have much to barter with

when Trump got Marudo - he told the new president that they were no longer allowed to send oil to Cuba and if they did he “wouldn’t be happy and would put up the tarrifs so they haven’t sent any oil for weeks

He know that Cuba has strong links to Russia in the past but he also knows that Russia won’t help Cuba as they are at war with the Ukraine

with Venezuela they have unlimited amounts of oil - more than Saudi but they have very limited infrastructure to get it all out They should be one of the richest country’s in the world due to the quality and amount of oil they have

Venezuela were going to do a deal with China to set up the infrastructure to get the oil

Trump doesn’t want china that close to America and having control over all of that oil
so he took Marudo out
although he did initially say that Marudo could go peacefully but Marudo refused So Trump took him

Iran - exports 80 - 90 percent of its oil to china
iran has been trying to get nuclear power for years so I doubt very much it’s about preventing Iran having a nuclear power
more that they send oil to china and Trump doesn’t like that

but he like Putin under estimated what Iran would do he thought drop a few bombs and they would fold
just Like Putin thought would happen in the Ukraine

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