There are some courting seagulls shrieking romantically outside my bedroom windown every night from around 2 am. It wakes me up. They sleep in the day, but I dont know where, so I cant return the favour.
However, I was thinking, if I were to put a big bowl of beer where they usually make merry, that ought to stop them? Or silence them?
I know seagulls drink pretty much anything put infront of them A few years ago I made a tie-dye shirt, and soaked it in bleach overnight out on the balcony. The seagulls got the lid of it, and were eagerly drinking the bleach. I dont think they got drunk, and I dont know if seagulls get a tummy ache, but I can assume they were clean on the inside. I dont know if somebody in the vicinity of my house complained about seagulls dropping dead out of the sky either.... But it did not seem to have any particular affect on them, and anyways I cant bring myself to feed them bleach. But beer? I can imagine a seagull walking sideways, hither and tither, and so fall asleep under a bush. I need a good nights sleep!