...to make me feel better.
DD2 has ASD. I asked her to bring me some decorating supplies. I didn't specify where to put them. I was painting in her room but she couldn't cope with me disturbing it too much, so I had just shifted furniture around, which meant that the only way out of her room was over her bed.
I needed to join a Zoom call and decided to just hop across the bed. It was stupid - I should have been careful and checked what was under/around the dust sheet, but I wanted to be quick. I sprang across the mattress and, too late, saw that DD2 had placed the tin of gloss on her bed. It bounced into the air, onto its side, and the lid popped off, dumping ⅔ of a tin of gloss onto the floor.
Saving graces: it was water based and the floor is bamboo, which is quite forgiving. But oh my goodness how long does it take to mop up approximately 1.5 litres of brilliant white trade gloss!!