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Got to take a random item into work tomorrow. Object is not to laugh at whatever someone brings out of their bag. Something is gave in the house. What’s funny and unexpected.

I really don’t have time but it’s better than being chained to a desk. It’s 5 minutes at the end of a monthly meeting so I can make the effort

Well, I went into work one day with long red satin gloves, a red feather boa and a large bottle of gin in my handbag. I did wonder, if I'd been knocked down by a bus, what rescue workers would assume from this! For clarification, the gloves and boa were for a colleague going to a 1920s themed party, and the gin was a birthday gift for a friend I was meeting for lunch.

Pair of slippers! - the whackier the better!