To scream throw the pumpkins away?!

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My house is set up so the front door is at the side, directly facing next doors front door.

Over Halloween they did a pumpkin display on their steps. And whilst it looked nice at the time the pissing pumpkins are still there rotting away.

I know I know it’s their property but come on

Christ! We left our pumpkins out but they started to rot and go mouldy quite badly, I threw them all away last week and they were so soft and squishy they almost fell apart all over the floor! I dread to think what the ones opposite you are like by now!
Maybe just pop them in the bin in the cover of darkness?