Ten o’clock at night, watching horror film (The Others) with DP and my brother. I was bracing myself for a jump scare when I heard a tapping sound and turned to the front window where I saw A MAN’S FACE pressed to the glass. I pointed and screamed absolute bloody murder, scaring the pants off DP, DB and the poor cat. Seriously I have never screamed like that in my life.
The man was a delivery driver. With a package for my next door neighbour.