When I was 8 I occasionally had a portable TV - way before internet days, just for context.
Anyway, the TV wasn’t always in my room - sometimes in my parents’ etc etc
One day I went to my Mum and asked if I could have the portable TV for a bit.
She said in a very stern voice:
”yes, but I don’t want you to WATCH it”
Am I right to think this is absolutely crazy??
BATSHIT!