Ate chicken bone. Will I die?

[Chickenbone123]

Eating fake away Nando’s.

Jabby hard thing gets stuck in throat. Assumed bone. I think shall I choke it out or swallow. Stupid to swallow as that would have made things worse if I was choking. So lesson learned I don’t react well in a crisis.

Anyway it’s inside now. Am I going to die.

No.

Of course not. Why would you think so?

Eventually.

but it probably won’t be the chicken bone that does it.

No. If it was small enough to swallow, I’m sure it will come out your arse just fine.

Yes. We're all going to die.

On a scale of one to ten how bored are you right now?

As my grandad used to say , ‘oh eck, tha’ll dee after it.

Phew 😅 Fingers crossed then

Honestly this is still making me freak out. I swear I can feel little jabs every now and then. I swear it’s in the intestine now.

You will turn into a chicken for sure

It'll shift eventually, fish bones are worse, trust me!

What happens with fish bones!

I have weird burping now. WHAT IS HAPPENING 😱

😂

Just checking you’re still with us OP.

Im still here for now. Still doing weird burps though

Very odd

Thank God!

You’ll be fine. Try some gaviscon.

You might 🤔. Of stupidity at some point in your life!!!

😬

I can’t believe in panic I swallowed it. What a moron.