To not talk to DH

[Shoshe]

Cos he wont go get me some chocolate [grump]

He dosn't understand I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed Chocolate NOW.

yANBU
He ought to give you a foot rub too, lol!

He is playing a stupid online game, [grumble] [grumble]

I really really need chocolate, he only has to go up the shop.

I have already had my bath so I dont want to get dressed again.

I fluttered my eyelashes at him.

He asked if my hayfever was playing up again!!!!!

I WANT CHOCOLATE

Will he go if you offer to make the tea while he's out? Works for me every time!!!

We had dinner already, that is why I want choolate now!

Have tried sitting staring at him, and he just laughs at me.

Sorry, disappeared for a bit! I meant a cup of tea! To dip your chocolate in!! Did he go?

yanbu.tell him to go now(said in scary mummy take your plate to kitchen voice)

make him sleep in the spare room

Oh no tell me the fuses didn't just go (flick the switch, say a light bulb blew) and killed his game?
He may as well go to the shop now eh?

ha ha!

tries to remember that one!

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