Sex and Scrabble

[The13thFairy]

There's a thread asking why people dance, which I'm finding really interesting. A poster said that people have sex the way they dance, which may have some truth in it. I've noticed though (and somewhat to my initial amazement) that people have sex the way they play board games, particularly Scrabble. I've found that the best lovers (rated by me personally or reported to me by friends) are the ones who play cooperatively - you'll put down a word and they'll point out that with the letters you have you could get a much lovelier word and a higher score. They enjoy the game and they're not that bothered who wins as long as the words are interesting. Who knew that the opening at each end of a cervix is an 'os'? What do you think? I've heard that war can break out over Monopoly!

Not sure about the Scrabble analogy, but IME, men without rhythm on the dance floor are definitely chaotic in bed and find it hard (sorry!) to keep a rhythm up long enough for a woman's ability to orgasm.

A poster said that people have sex the way they dance

Oh that's terribly depressing, I have no dancing ability whatsoever!

Some people come up with utter crap :)

There will be someone who believes it.

the best lovers (rated by me personally or reported to me by friends) are the ones who play cooperatively - you'll put down a word and they'll point out that with the letters you have you could get a much lovelier word and a higher score

That would turn me right off. Too much like mansplaining.

"Look here little lady, if you'd used the e there and added a r you could have made your TOSS a TOSSER and got 2 extra points."

Surely Scrabble is something people do to fill the long evenings when they don't have sex anymore.